h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the map of Belfast I'm using, which has the ridiculous scale of 1:11,957

That's the silliest thing I've heard today, which is saying a lot as I spend my days in a government office.

I blame 2legs for, um, I don't know. Indecisiveness, maybe.

I blame 2legs for revision and my having to correct my spellings. Which wouldn't be a problem if I'd typed it correctly the first time but there ya go, that's life

I blame 2legs for life - especially the form I found growing on the parmesan a few moments ago.

I blame 2legs for the sun shining through my window onto my computer screen and desk which is distracting me, I don't need help with getting distracted!

I also blame 2legs that blinds for Velux window are bloody expensive!

I blame 2legs for the kebab bearnaise pizza he forced me to have for lunch. I wasn't well tasting, just made me feel like I've been overeating.

I also blame 2legs - or maybe Ivan - for contagious indecisiveness.

2legs, this time you have really outdone yourself. Today the potential new landlords said that they were really hoping for another office to move in their building, not a restaurant, and all its attendant remodeling. And a chocolate shop is a restaurant.

So my application has been rejected, 2legs. How could you?

According to the receipt, the till in the tearoom is out by about £650, or 13x the float. What's that all about, 2legs?

I blame 2legs for the fact that the horse that I tipped to win the Grand National today is still running......In fact, the damned 'donkey' refused to start running!!!!!!

Your fault, 2legs!!!!



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I blame 2legs for me barely being able to make it h2g2 anymore.

I blame 2legs for sunshine, the need for cleaning the Lair and moody cats.

I blame 2legs for me not knowing who has just texted me!

Is that the that's still waiting at the start

I blame 2legs that I'm STILL unable to edi my proper PS at U723247 - ever since the new Registration process started . (I'm thinking of copying and pasting it into my new persona.

I blame 2legs for a PC screen and keyboard covered by cat fur...and for the fact that the Lair Cats have plenty more to shed.

I blame 2legs because 7 of my banana-chocolat chips were eaten (or stolen) this night...
And because there is only a smiley no .

Well, the is very important to me - especially .

I blame 2legs for spring cleaning, and a dog that is sheddeing so much coat that you could spin yarn from it, and knit a winter sweater with it!!!


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I blame 2legs that my cat died today She was nearly 20, so a good life for a cat. But it hurts, because I loved her loads.

Oh Effers. That is terrible!!!

I know how you feel, as we lost our companion of many years, Lady, on my wife's birthday last year....

Commisserations.....

It will take time to recover, but the best medicine is to get a new companion. WE waited six months, we now have Tyson.

He is great, and we have all but forgot Lady. She is still in the background, but it hurts less now....




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