h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi BigAl!

You're back, but not back in your original User number? That's a definite 2legs blame!

I blame 2legs for the fact that I have to find a back-door route into hootoo!!



GT

I blame 2legs for lack of sleep due to invasion in the Lair. All Lair Kittehs- past and present - are cohabiting over the Easter which is not "eventless"...

But, 2legs, why did you learn Lynx to turn on the alarm clock, the radio AND the telly??? I don't need to be woken up that often on my day off

I blame 2legs for my home-made tandoori style chicken, veg curry, basmati rice, and poppadoms done in t'chip pan, which were right grand, as they say in Chennai.

I'm going to blame 2legs in advance for the assorted bottled beers that I'm now going to drink - Marston's Old Empire, Wychwood Wychcraft, Deuchars IPA, Badger Golden Champion, Hobgoblin and some others.

I blame 2legs for hunger, in spite of the fact that I just had a big serving of marinated shellfish, bread and

I blame 2legs for my trousers. Not the black ones, those are fine, but the extra-warm, well-padded ones with the rabbit tail that I've had to put on over them.

The rest of the costume isn't as bad...

I blame 2legs for fighting cats and general procrastination.

I blame 2legs for the lack of choc eggs, choc in general, the complete abscence of sausage rolls and the non appearance of the bacon parade.

I blame 2legs for me having to spend Easter with a mother who thinks I don't eat enough

More cream with that double helping of pudding?

I blame 2legs for scrumptious Delia Smith recipes, especially the roast chicken with grapes, tarragon, shallots and wine that we're just making .
I also blame him for the distraction currently being caused by the 'delicious Sophie Dahl' every Tuesday evening

I blame 2legs for the fact that there isn't a s b*l***s <smiley with which to describe my en dish which I've just eaten

maybe

I blame 2legs for my bike ride earlier. Google maps reckons it was 3 miles and I did it in 15 mins, I'm not sure it was 3 miles. But still, my knees were sore and stiff after biking up on of the hills.

Curse you leggsy!

I blame 2legs for the fact that we have no in the house!!


GT

I blame 2legs for too much chocolate!

Send me some then!!!!!!



GT

Well, it seems totally unfair to blame TwoLegs for the fact that I have forgotten the name of the poster here whose very long-running daily diary of her bird and badger watching thread I was reading ages ago, but this does seem like a good place to ask if someone can direct me to it?! I think she had a lobster or something next to her name.

I blame 2legs that Susan thinks Websailor's (U536740)dragon is a lobster

Amy Pawloski
Many thanks for your reply. By the time I read this just now, I'd managed to remember that the name began with 'web' and had an 's' in it! And of course I shall look more closely at the smiley when I visit her diary later.