h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my taking the forty-second-fifth-amendment and not saying waht the eggs comment made me think of

I blame 2legs for dinner... cottage pie I feel stuffed (and only had half as much as last time I made it )
I also blame 2legs for free stuff that is sto much hastle to get hold of

I blame people for misconstruing my lack of foodstuffs in ways.
I blame 2legs for letting me have too much sun today - I have to go find the aftersun lotion now.

I've got... I think four, organic/free range eggs in the fridge if that is any help?
I blame 2legs for tiredness and my needing to get up early to let the tumble dryer repair man come in and hopefully* this* time fix the tumble dryer

I blame 2legs for me thinking this tumble-dryer-repair-man scenario sounds far too unlikely...


How many house calls has he made so far?

This will be the second visit...

*qu cheesey music*

Oh, come into this room adn I'll show you the equipment that I'm having trubble with....

* repair man comes into utility room*

'phew, it sure is hot in here'....

'here let me help you with your overalls...'



Your probably thinking of the other* visitor.... who came on Sunday, and last sunday, and probalby also on this Sunday coming... Sunday is all of a sudden one of my fav days of the week...

I blame 2legs for incurible desires

I blame 2legs for the fact that an undercover officer of the vice police will knock mon his door sometime soon..............


And hewill enjoy the experience so much that he will forget to report his findings!!!!


GT

I blame 2legs that the only men in uniform I saw today were the beach lifeguards ( if you can call skimpy red shorts and white t-shirts a uniform) I also blame him that I seriously considered a fake drowning incident involving myself and the most hunky looking one. Purely so that they have some practice at life-saving. I mean I was only thinking of their best interests

police still not quite* as nice as the firemans uniform... but still good
I blame 2legs for it probably being bed time for me soon as I'll ahve to be up early to ... let the tumble dryer repair man in

<,I blame 2legs for it probably being bed time for me soon as I'll ahve to be up early to ... let the tumble dryer repair man in >>

As a dirty minded teenager* I hope the line "I'll tumble dry your load" will be mentioned at least once?


*I'm an really. Nope didn't think that would convince anyone

Ah got up this morning
let the repair man in
Said Ah got up this morning
But my dryer wouldn't spin



Ah got the bro-ken (yeah)
Got the bro-ken dryer blues
Don't wrinkle my red dress
Cause I got them heart bro-ken dryer blues



You know my dryer oughta
get hot and spin around
But the poor thing's sad and lonely
It just would make a sound.



It's got the bro-ken (ungh)
Got the bro-ken dryer blues
I need someone to fluff and fold
Cause I got them heart bro-ken dryer blues

I blame 2legs for the fact that if you don't have a car, you have to go via Belfast to get here

From Dublin, that is.

And I blame 2legs for the typo

I blame 2legs for my having a repaired tumble dryer, the repair of which cost more than a somewhat cheaper model dryer, purchased brand new

I also blame 2legs for the unexpected TXT I got a little while back and the ... interesting evening it may indicate

I blame 2legs for finding this in the subethanet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr2M_BXYpDk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGJq9vSsJms


HN

I blame 2legs for Daylight Savings. How could you even find up such a dreadful thing?!?

I blame 2legs for the fact that I forgot to re-set the alarm clock and was woken by the burglar alarm when my boss tried to come in for work

Also for the fact that my attempt to repair my shoe with a stapler doesn't appear to have worked.

Someone at my old school ripped his trousers in an unfortunate place and tried to repair them with a stapler, while wearing them!

I've used staples to repair items of clothing, but never shoes... the last time I did a major shoe repair thing I used a combination of a hot glue gun, nails, piano wire and bolts... the bolts worked but there was an extent to which the shoes weren't suitable with their metal nuts and bolts holding them together for me to wear them in polite society
I blame 2legs for the phrase 'polite society', and my not knowing what it actually means

It is 2legs fault!!

Daylight saving???

Occurs at the Eqiunox...

For us in the Northern Hemisphere, when the Sun touches the Tropic of Cancer; equalling equal day and equal night.....

We will only notice it because the days will seem longer, and the nights shorter.

Terrestrially, nothing will change........

Chech it out at your local obsevatory!!!




GT

I blame 2legs for completely un-understandable document an American insurance company just sent me and wants me to sign.