h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for notebook not wanting to connect to the interweb, neither via mobile braodband nor wlan. Thus forcing me out of bed and into the study to access the world of internet weirdos.

But we are such 'nice' internet weirdos

I blame 2legs for the most excellent scrambled eggs on toast I had for lunch

*lunch* I thought it was still eleven o'clock!

blame 2legs at missing two hours!

I blame 2legs for almost everyone going to the union's general assembly but me and the people I share my office with, and the resulting lack of w*rk, itself bringing about intense boringness.

I blame 2legs for the lack of actual jobs to apply for in the E-mails in overnight

I mblame 2legs for defining the word 'w**k'!!!


lol

GT

I blame 2legs for it being quiet online... and late... and bedtime and there being noone to share my bed with

I blame 2legs for not adopting a or three. I never sleep alone. Sometimes I don't have room to turn over.

its kind of like that at my Dad's house... no cats mind, just one quite large Stafordshire bull terrier who's a bit of a duvet hog

I blame 2legs for the fact that I managed to lock my boss's boss and his boss and her boss in a haunted house in the dark. It may have been a bit of a career-limiting move...

oh my, Mal. that's unfortunate. Hopefully they have a sense of humour.

(if they don't, clearly 2legs fault, and if you just explain to them, how its all his fault, it'll be his career that's limited)

I blame 2legs for the boss hierarchy at Castle Mala not being locked in to keep company.

My blames 2legs for a trip to the vet.

I blame 2legs for procrastination over what to have for dinner and for err stuff...

I blame 2legs that I have no-one to help me hang up my mosquito net!

I blame 2legs for this lovely spring day happening ahead of schedule. I blame 2legs for the mess in my kitchen. I blame 2legs for ... can't remember ... oh yeah, forgetfulness.

I blame 2legs for forgetting to remind me it was my Wedding anniversary........

THREE WEEKS AGO!!!!


GT

I'm hopeless at remembering dates of things... like birthdays and stuff... I only remembered my brothers because he told me before hand... and Brother always reminds me when Fathers is too... I only remember my own birthday as I've put it on my phone calender
I blame 2legs for dubstep and dancehall and it being fairly cold again this evening... but a sniff of spring may* just about be in the air I blame 2legs for the lack of beer

2legs, do what I did, marry a brewer. We always have enough beer around here. I blame 2legs for beer.

I blame 2legs for annoying cold, procrastination and general lethargy.