h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the fact that the husband of one of the guides just fell off his tractor and bruised his ribs very badly.

Fortunately, he doesn't appear to have broken anything, but he was going to take me riding. She and I just had to walk the dogs instead, while he watched rugby

Sure it wasn't the ghost that made him fall off?!

I blame 2legs for my having to go to the pub... any moment now

I blame 2legs for it being so cold on the first day of spring.

I blame 2legs that I never knew you swooped over to the West Coast where Mr. Nerd and I could possibly visit with Your Fire-Breathing Majesty.

I blame 2legs for hangovers that last all day and for sex in the afternoon... and my not being able to decide what to make for dinner...

I blame 2legs for doing mindmaps on my computer* http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F16034?thread=7381942 *The screen will never be the same again

Hootoo is VERY quiet tonight.....


MUST be 2legs fault!!!


GT

shush

I blame 2legs for and it being quiet

I blame 2legs for the ridiculous pile of w*rk that was waiting for me upon returning to w*rk today. Seemingly nobody, incl. my boss, had bothered to do something about it.

I blame 2legs for lack of co-ordination, lack of concentration and lack of proper sleep. I also blame him for all this resulting in my having an evil stutter and taking a few seconds and some hand gestures to find the words I'm looking for when talking. I also blame him that all the aforementioned things will make doing data analysis this afternoon VERY difficult/interesting. I also blame 2legs for migraines that last for 6 days and which are followed by yet more migraines despite my meds that are supposed to stop me getting them so bad. I hate migraines.

mini

That sounds like cluster migraines. I blame 2legs that I even know the term for that.

I blame 2legs for needing to give our elderly subcutaneous injections. How did you make her age so fast, 2legs? When I was her age, I was graduating high school and applying to college. Completely unfair, 2legs. *shakes fist*

Awww poor ickle cat Poor Mini too
I blame 2legs for declining urgency to want to do anything useful today*

I blame 2 legs for having to read a manual written in techno gibberish .

You can read 'techno gibberish' TM???

Join the club!!

So can I!!

I think........


GT

hey minichessemouse!!!! i'd ask how things are, but i think i can already tell..... nice to 'see' you, tho.

(darn 2legs.. stop doing that to the nice mouse)

I blame 2legs for the ancient old techno-gibberish manual I used to have for an embosser I have... it was written in techno-sweedish-gibberish and then badly translated into English utter m mystory to me most of the functions it was ment to describe

I also blame 2legs for two slices of crusty fresh bakery bread, hand sliced by me, toasted, with lashings of butter, two fried eggs and two rashers of fried bacon with fresh ground black pepper

I blame 2legs for one extremely moody notebook; one slooooow laptop and one cheeky PC. But most of all I blame 2legs for presently being somewhere offshore South America instead of being at home repairing computers.

I blame 2legs for sand between the toes, wet swimming towels and needing to have a shower and put all the fresh bedding back on the bed.

And I've run out of eggs as well

>>> And I've run out of eggs as well

I blame 2legs for making me think that last comment had something to do with menopause.

I blame 2legs for crepes of chicken, asparagus, brown rice, and a mushroom cream sauce.