h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for Mr. Paper being in that video. And for the pizza currently in my oven.

A pizza in the oven? Oh... I see... its not some strange euthamism is it?
I blame 2legs for BDSM in my bedroom not being as good if I had the dungeon in my non-existant celler/basement I also blame 2legs for bordum, tiredness, sleepyness, and erksomness and fidgityness and tedium and the cold and my not now being now with the person I was with earlier... as at least that woudl be something to do arggghhh arggghh I'm boared...

I blame 2legs for the cost of x-rays in a semi-socialised healthcare system.

get a set of those glasses off the back of the comics $2

I blame 2legs for wlan kicking me out frequently forcing me to use mobile connection to the web, in spite of the act I'm located approximately 5 m from the router

I also blame 2legs for an annoying cold forcing me to stay in bed for the third day in a row. The number of sick days the last 4½ months are getting ridiculously many

i blame 2legs for a really sore ear. I don't know what i've done.

Has someone been shouting at you lostmonalisa?

I blame 2legs for s again!!

!! They are coming in through the skylight in my utility room now. I blame 2legs that I haven't got a man who likes climbing onto roofs handy, at the moment.

I also blame him because my face looks like this, today no on second thoughts its a whole lot redder than that - and its not due to embarrassment, apart from the fact that I must have accidentally washed my sunscreen off - that's his fault too.

I blame 2legs for me being the sole person on hootoo with anything blameworthy going on in my life.

I have two other new things to blame him for

Firstly, the BBC server being constantly busy. With what? not blames - that's for sure...

secondly, that I followed the advice on the frontpage about the Aloe Vera plant and have spent the whole day covered in cooling green goo. plant goo.

I blame 2legs for the fact that my day out tomorrow has just been cancelled. It would have involved *horses*!

I blame 2legs that Malabarista's post made me think of the tune, Ghost Riders In The Sky.

I blame 2legs that I too now have the chorus stuck in my head.

and now its in my head too.. (shakes fist) darn that 2legs. how dare he????
i also blame 2legs for the sunny weather, and for me having to go to a choir meeting.

It'll be 2legs' fault if Ghostriders gets mixed up with what you're supposed to be singing

well, it was a narrow escape, but i managed to sing the music on the page, rather than Ghostriders... darn that 2legs for almost making me do that.

I blame 2legs for the time, the music and the impending bed bed to which I shall go being empty

I also blame 2legs for my stuttering over the word 'bed' in that post

I blame 2leds for permanent 'Server Busy' massages........sorry messages!!!


GT

me too... one of the things which is making me near the descision to go have a final cigarette bbefore then heading up to bed I blame 2legs for my feet being cold too

I'll have another roll-up, then be away!!!

(Ordinary stuff, not 'Whacky Terbaccy!!')


GT

I blame 2legs for my terrible hand rolling ability, meaning I can't save money by turning to rollups I also blame 2legs for my being nearer to going to bed, by virtue of having closed down the recording software