h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was thinking of blaming 2legs for procrastination. Maybe later.

How odd... I was goign to blame 2legs for procrastination as well, but I just can't be bothered

I blame 2legs for customer support; "please let me direct you to the person in charge for this"; waiting and "your are next in line, please hold or press "1" and we'll call you back"

GAAH!

A certain insurance company just lost a customer

Please hold... your call is important to us

I blame 2legs for laundry, dusting sweeping and hoovering, and the procrastination over mopping

I blame 2legs for the 2000 plus registry errors, I haven't been looking after my computer.

2000! I must run my C-cleaner a fair bit... I'm supprized if it finds more than about three errors on the registry actually... probalby about time I ran that and cleaned things up a bit...

I ran CCleaner first which found 300 and then Eusing which found 1700+. Might need to do the same on Xp as well as that's not been looked at in a while. Found the program I needed as well. Surprise, surprise all the space on my Xp partition was being taken up by Oblivion and Morrowind.

I blame 2legs for saying the word dusting, more than once. I should dust, but this means a bit more tidying up, otherwise there will be little point.

I blame 2legs for "Welcome to XX. You now have four options......You now have six options................you now have four options.........."


GT

I will be getting round to blaming 2legs for procrastination very soon. Honest. Just got these...things - and. OK Soon! OK!!

I blame 2legs for my yoga teacher teaching me how to play some form of poker...

I blame 2legs for my cfailed challange of the day.... today's challange was to supprize the kettle... the kettle has remained stubornly un-supprized...
I also blame 2legs for the great lobster theif.

My darling! who has stolen your lobster?

No one!: I had no lobster for ther eto be stolen... I often find that is the best way... Afterall no one is goign to break into my house, it looking like it does
I blame 2legs for the great lobster theif and his many bizzare habbits.... and for my being tired, and a bit durreal and not really fully neurologically funcitoning at the moment...
I also blame 2legs for the bass loop mixing down at the moment probably being finished

I blame 2legs for never ending cold, general lethargy and a desire to procrastinate just about everything I ought to do.

I blame 2legs for illness and broken boilers

I blame 2legs for my having something 'fun' to do tommorrow... and Sunday's from now on looking like one of the more intesting days of the week for me

Mr. Nerd and I are going to the SF Chocolate Salon http://www.sfchocolatesalon.com/ today and will be in a coma tonight, all 2legs's fault.

I blame 2legs for the absence of such related events every time I've been to San Francisco.

I blame 2legs for me not daring to close down Opera as it will have to load up *quickly counts* 9 youtube videos and they will all try to play at once.