h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wales fall below Faroe Islands in FIFA rankings:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14143711.stm

"They started caressing him and forced him to masturbate.

The complainant said he was abused four times during the night in the same manner at gunpoint."

I'd have let them do all the work...

They'll be able to afford gastric bands now...

I thought that sort of thing only happened to Mormans For those of us with long or memories

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jul/15/bucks-fizz-legal-dispute-name

"Three original members of the Eurovision-winning group file are challenged by the fourth over use of the name"

You can bet Stephen Bates packed up and left for the day after writing that last line...

Rebekah Brooks arrested over phone-hacking allegations

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/17/rebekah-brooks-arrested-phone-hacking-allegations

Re: above

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For sale: Large flat in a Scarborough church, beautiful spaces with large penis-shaped windows in the living-room. Very bright.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32891423.html

See fifth picture in the slideshow

In the series 'Prepare for Elections with Maximum Ridiculosity':

French politicians attack critic of July 14 parade

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gMyS6Uutnd0raXHwJYrakXhxDD1A?docId=CNG.37483333dece18ae95390847aa64db80.61



A shame the article doen't mention the whole "she's not really French because she has dual citizenship" sketch

Army to be cut by 19,000 soldiers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14181145

Probably by sending them to Afghanistan with inadequate kit.

Google blocking Belgian newspapers on searches

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jj9ad340cxT7i1ADyPk_ksWRtLgQ

"We regret having to do so".

'The reporter who first came clean on Britain's spreading phone hacking scandal has been found dead, police say.

Sean Hoare, a former entertainment reporter, claimed former News of the World editor Andy Coulson knew about his staff hacking into voice mail accounts.'

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/07/18/rupert-murdoch-phone-hacking-scandal.html

"Police said Hoare's death at his home in England was not considered to be suspicious"

Based on the current track-record of the police regarding the hacking case and everything surrounding it...I'd like an independent second opinion.

I wonder if Dr Patel's doing the post mortem again?

Well, it nearly worked last time...

Perhaps they will get that sleep disorder specialist to help out with the inquest.
After proving a man can rape in his sleep and have no knowledge after, a Police officer can drink-drive in his sleep and not know it, he could suggest this chap walked into the Styx?

"Eurozone officials have also considered a complex plan to lend Greece
money to allow Athens to buy back its own debt at a reduced price on
secondary bond markets."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14204529

"If I can forgive my offender who tried to take my life, we can all
work together to forgive each other and move forward” Rais Bhuyian

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14199078

do you think that ban kimono has been at the botox ????


just a thought

christ almighty Ban ki - moon what the fork is wrong with this fork oil spell chaker