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101 uses for Vibrating snails
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Sep 16, 2004
Traveller in Time 
on the market place
"
-----[Chinese Vibrating Snail Paintings]
Can I have five please?
A red, yellow, green and blue one.
And one for eating the painting afterwards, that is what the locals do anyway. 
"
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 16, 2004
* 
ing away 
Wheres murry gone? I can't make out who's in the lead? 
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 28, 2004
oh no! the vibrating snail is gaining on me
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Narapoia Posted Nov 1, 2004
Damn! That was quick! That's one fast snail there!
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Nov 1, 2004
Traveller in Time running round
"Where?"
101 uses for Vibrating snails
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Nov 1, 2004
Oodle flip 
2legs! Faster!!
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Nov 1, 2004
Further to vibrating snails, I picked up a tiny little beetle the other day (it looked a bit like an armadillo, only more so) that too vibrated. Very, very gently but a definate vib maybe the entire insect population is ringing each other on teensy weensy little mobiles? Or maybe not.
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Snailrind Posted Nov 1, 2004
Cool! What country are you in, Magwitch?
*Runs to get field guide*
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Nov 5, 2004
blimey! mobile phones have obviously transcended the species gap! 
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 6, 2004
how long is this race anyhow? am I any nearer the finishign line? I'm still ahead! just!
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Nov 6, 2004
Traveller in Time on his bicycle
"Where we not running for Xmas, to end up on a plate?
__________________mmmm@/''
_______garlic butter____________mmmm@/"
"
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 6, 2004
garlic 
and I've tons of garlic in that ought be used up soon...... no vibrating snails to put in it so the mushroom mushroom mushroom will have to do Snake oh a snake!
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Nov 6, 2004
Traveller in Time finally filling the gap
"Was it not 
instead of ~~~~@<
?"
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 6, 2004
*making a larger gap between himself and the vibrating snail ahh, time for another pit stop
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 17, 2005
Any more news on vibrating snails?
101 uses for Vibrating snails
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jan 17, 2005
I might have known it was you that woke this thread up again, 2legs! 
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jan 17, 2005
Traveller in Time just removed some access snails from the aquarium
"It is just the wake up call for the snails! "
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 18, 2005
how did you know it was me!? I was bored......
101 uses for Vibrating snails
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 9, 2005
Quiet tonight, quiet enough even to hear the noise of snails vibrating 
101 uses for Vibrating snails
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Feb 9, 2005
Traveller in Time reading many threads
"It was not the sound of calling snails, it is the documents they eat 
Vibrating stories
have got written
eaten and digested
slimy residu"
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101 uses for Vibrating snails
- 281: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Sep 16, 2004)
- 282: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 16, 2004)
- 283: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 28, 2004)
- 284: Narapoia (Nov 1, 2004)
- 285: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Nov 1, 2004)
- 286: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 1, 2004)
- 287: Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. (Nov 1, 2004)
- 288: Snailrind (Nov 1, 2004)
- 289: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Nov 5, 2004)
- 290: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 6, 2004)
- 291: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Nov 6, 2004)
- 292: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 6, 2004)
- 293: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Nov 6, 2004)
- 294: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 6, 2004)
- 295: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 17, 2005)
- 296: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 17, 2005)
- 297: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Jan 17, 2005)
- 298: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 18, 2005)
- 299: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 9, 2005)
- 300: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Feb 9, 2005)
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