h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
The snail literally slithered 2legs through the garden chicane!
Well, well, what will they do next?"

The snail literally *out* slithered 2legs through the garden chicane!

eep!

*gives up the chase

Traveller in Time on his head
"You know the story about the race between the F1 racer and the snail ?

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*goes in for a pit stop

Traveller in Time in the reboot corner (on another window)
"One refuel for these snails

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Go on!! Atttaboy!!!

*makes it first out of the pit stop but careers zig zagging over th track

*Murray Walker*


"I am hypothosizing.. and I mean hypothosizing... I think think they may have over filled 2legs... Yes... No... Oh.. Yes... It definitely looks that way to me..."

Sounds like another thread has just been hijacked to me

Or perhaps just reincarnated..

*takes a small packet out of his pocket and beings sprinkling salt on teh track *careers left
*careers right
*careers almost straight ahdead

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(Swirling Spanish Sea Snails)

*Murray Walker*

I don't believe.. 2legs has slowed down.. he seems to be looking down an the track.. Is there something on the track..... No.. NO.. he is picking up speed again.. he must have thought he had a problem!

The Vibrating Snail... Oh NO!! He's veered off the track.. he is struggling to keep out of the sand pit.. .. yes. Yes .. YES!!.. He is back on track... and just managed to stay ahead of 2legs!!!

(Swirling Spanish Sea Snails)

(Swirling Spanish Sea Slugs)

Hello TT

Traveller in Time danging on his fingers
"Hi there.
Hi there




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Brilliant

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