h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think the ordinary w*****g stiff is undervalued today
Is a "superstar" w****r really worth 10 or 100 times what an ordinary w****r is

What annoys me is when some w**ker here gets twice as much money a I do and I always w**k longer and harder than they do !

just have to hope that your worth as a w****r is recognised, don't hide your light under a bushel, w**k where all your collegues can see you

I know what you're saying, but I'm not one to blow my own trumpet...

isn't that what w*****g is all about, or does that only apply to men

I think men would be more intent on blowing their own trumpets...girls aren't as interested in it as many would believe...

...don't get me wrong though, there are lots of girls who do it every opportunity they get!

if you've got it flaunt it
which is probably why I don't

Blowing your trumpet...like w**king...is one of those things that you don't have to be good at to enjoy, or vise versa...

not me, prefer a quiet life, sit quietly w*****g away in a corner

I'd rather do neither, to be honest...I'd rather be somewhere near a radio with a smoke and a book...

i'd be perfectly happy if I never w****d another day after this but since I don't do the lottery I don't have much choice in the matter

I know, it's strange to think there are people out there w**king for no other reason than they just love to w**k!

but were they born that way or is it societies fault

Oh I don't think I'm enough to gte involved in a nature vs nuture argument right now...

never mind, not much w**ktime left, soon be able to rectify that

how much longer will you be w**king for?

12 minutes and counting

You finish when I do...I officially can stop w**king in less then ten minutes...but I think I might play around a little while longer...

any of your co-w*****s going to be around or will you be playing with yourself

As always I will be playing on my lonesome...no one feels the desire to stay back and w**k with me...