h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aw, , sunshine, if you're not in a w**king mood, don't push it, there's always tomorrow!

zdt

Aye, but there are two men here constantly looking over my shoulder and ensuring I w**k !

Hi all. Most of my friends, which would of course include my dear Terri & Yoda, that I w**k far, far too much for my own good. Howveer, I'm w**king double time now to make up for the months when I won't be able to w**k as much. An ounce of prevention's worth an ounce of cure, eh?

*glances at clock and realizes it's well past bedtime, for those who have to w**k for at least 14 hours tomorrow* W**king for that long gets to be exhausting!

I've been w**king as little as possible today...I really don't know how people around me haven't figured it out yet...it may have something to do with the fact that I w**k more with 10 percent of my brainpower than most of these people here could do with all of theirs

You're all just a bunch of w**kers!

RF

w**king is against the law and should be banned in all countries! awful stuff it is! creates bad habits like going back to w**k. should never be practiced! i personally can't find any reason for suck behavior!!

Hmm, you may be right there. I have heard of something called the Socialist W**kers Party, which apparently doesn't even involve etc, just lots of people talking about how to get people to w**k together more co-operatively.Doesn't sound like much of a party to me!

Hi PC, nice to see you here. Now she is someone i wouldn't mind w**king with, if they ever let her out of that office!

zdt

I am such a hard w**ker. I only got back from my last session w**king just over an hour ago!

A w**ker party without or ?

Please tell me they at least have ??

The only thing that keeps me w**king throughout the day is the promise of ...

Hmm, but be careful though, apparently too much can lead to a drop in w**k related performance!

maybe best to stick to "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is w**k"!

zdt

I've never had a problem w**king while under the influence of ...in many cases I'm more happy to w**k if a little ...

hey, it puts food on the table!!!

I know a policy-w**k who w**ks into w**k every day.

Drat, thought I had the hang of this thread until the w**k started w**k-eye'ing me as he w**k'd away. Now I'm all confused. I'll just leave my w**k PC for a bit and do some of that w**k stuff I get paid for.

Happy day, folks.

This thread gives me immense satisfaction.After all, we are such moderate people on here & Asterix is such a character!

It's a lovely day here so i decided to w**k really hard for once, went into the back room, opened the windows wide & have been w**king away for ages, just finished, , what a relief!

It is always a good idea to let the neighbours see you w**king i find. Not that i have exhibitionist tendencies of course!

zdt

I think not only does this thread bring a tear to my eyes
such a lot of w**kers in one place.
And lots of you even w**king on holiday,twice as hard as the rest of the year, keep it up.

I really need to w**k on my essay, but all i seem to do is sit here reading about you lot w**king or more often not w**king, rather than w**king myself.

Should you really be w**king on your essay? Make sure it is both legible & clean before handing it over is my advice, or you might end up in a very sticky situation!

zdt

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The subject line, for me unfortunately, is answered with a resounding YES. No-one wants to carry my load, and I do so enjoy the feel of leaving it behind to grab a and toddle around the H2G2.

Unless perhaps one of you kindly souls has won a larger lottery than you require?

'Fraid not. We'll let you shed your load in your own time.

B