h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If only I could live for a week on three days worth of w**king....

thats why I went for the other option
80 hours of w**king a fortnight but get it done in just 7 days

Darn, now I've got Tim Currie singing "In Just 7 days I can make you a man" running through my head

He thinks dynamic tension must be hard w**k!

I think I'd rather w**k than exercise

*now I have the song stuck in my head as well *

Yes...undoubtably...although with things like the "snatch" and the "clean jerk"...how different are they?

1 job I had involved w**king at roadsides all over London
w**king and exercise combined and I was paid for it
the traffic fumes were a drawback though

I don't know how I'd feel about that...I'm a lazy w**ker...I'd rather just sit on my @rse all day and w**k than have to get up and do anything...

I quite enjoyed it at least except when it was raining and 1 road we had to w**k along was a tunnel approach road used by lots of juggernauts

Juggernauts?

*pictures Blackberry Cat w**king with armies of Marvel Villans coming at him*

in the uk at least a juggernaut is also another name for an articulated lorry

A big truck ?

yep, I used to check the roadsigns along the sides of the road
that they were still there, hadn't been vandalised or damaged etc
talk about money for nothing, wasn't exactly hard w**k

Aye, but I'd be a little intimidated, w**king so close to traffic...especially if big trucks were involved...

(...or indeed, Marvel villans )

the good thing was we left the office each morning with some maps and such like and so long as we'd covered our routes they didn't care if we finished at midday and went straight home

same at C&E, if a court case finished at lunchtime did I go back to the office for the afternoon, not a chance
jobs where you're out of the office and out of your bosses eye are so much better

Obviously I'm just enough out of everyone's view...otherwise they'd all be aware of the fact that I'm hardly w**king at all today!

Well in less than 4 hours I will be free from w**k until Friday night

But you're the only person around these days who makes my w**king hours bearable !

and vice versa
well if its any consolation I shall be desolate this weekend with no Tanzen to talk to during my w**king hours

Well I don't think I'll be able to w**k properly at all knowing you're not on the other side of the screen...