h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm . . . well, even though I am not w**king professionally this morning I am still w**king for myself. Though I won't be paid for the latter, except perhaps in compliments.


az

Blimey! Tanzen and Blackberry Cat were w**king hard last night!

It's much easier to w**k when you have good company though, don't you agree?

I'll be w**king slightly more than usual this week, all the extra w**k due to having an extra rest day but still having to catch up on a little bit of extra w**king...

Boy does flexible w**king hours take it out of you at times!

Well I tend to w**k pretty much the same time every day, except the weekends...when I will generally w**k far less...

*dances up & down in frenzy*

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te-he, te-he, te-he!!!

Had to get this one in before someone else did!!!





dear me, can't leave them alone for a minute can you?

zdt (currently w**king on project with co-w**ker, very succesfully so far, input much appreciated!)

...all the other w**kers around here have gone out to lunch, so I can sit back and enjoy the wuiet, and w**k alone with no fear of being interrupted or watched...

In an effort to bring a healthy lifestyle to my w**kmates, i've decided to suggest a sponsered diet. In effect this will mean that the biggest w**ker at my place of employment will become a right little w**ker...........the boss looks like a favourite to me.

I've been w**king incredibly hard lately, all in a good cause though. I exposed myself to lots of people the other night, very rewarding. The seemed to like what they saw, i have been asked to show my things again in several other places. Obviously this means even more w**king over the next few weeks, but if they ask for it, you have to oblige don't you?

Having ones w**k in public places is rewarding but stressful, soon i won't be able to w**k down the street without peoole coming up & saying "Hey! I saw your w**k the other day; when are you going to explain exactly how you do it?"

zdt

it must be nice to have ones w**king recognised as meaningful and important though

I'd rather not have to deal with the sore wrists and headaches associated with w**king today...but on the plus side...at least it's quiet in here, so I can w**k in peace...

1 of our computer systems has just gone down which should make w**king interesting tonight

I've been w**king all around my home today, here and there, sometimes for a long time and sometime between other things. Now I have to go clean up the kitchen and the carpet and the patio.....

I can't w**k without my computer, do I have a problem?

Well sometimes one needs a little visual stimulation to w**k, doesn't one? And then there's the differenct between manual w**k and cyber-w**king isn't there?

Why do you need to do all this cleaning zoomer? You should make sure you clean up straight away after a w**k session next time, especially important for the carpet.

(i assume you are a manual w**ker?)



zdt

Well, quite often I use power tools but the best method is still the manual one.

As to cleaning up after each time I w**k, well I tend just to w**k as the spirit takes me, rather than organising each and every w**k session!

spontaneous w**king is so much better
I have to w**k in a very regimented w**kplace which is much less satisfying

That's true - many scientific studies have shown this to be the case. Although since lots of the science is actually w**king, (they are in fact paid for it) it's possible that the resultant studies may be biased.

Come to think of it, that gives us quite a paradox: in order to research and evaluate the advantages and disadvantages of w**king, some w**king must actually be done, which of course will have its effects on any participants in the w**k. This provides us with a new question then - can w**king be studied from afar?

A

I should imagine it would be ok to study w**king from afar..........as long as your eyesight is up to it.

As a Lorry driver i've w**ked over most of Britain, any manys the time i've heard the cheery voice of a car driver shout "Look at that w**ker up there, does he know where he's going?"