h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just think of me whilst you're w**king like my many other admirers do

I don't know if it will work...I'm a visual person...if I can't see that you're around...I don't know if I'll be able to w**k as happily as I do now...

*crosses fingers and prays her mother doesn't come in*

its probably better you can't see me, it would only destroy the illusion (whatever it is)

It's more the comfort of knowing that you're there ...

well come my home internet connection I shall be impossible to get rid of at least until the novelty wears off

...how will I w**k without you here to look after me?

I'm sure you're cope with w**king without me somehow and its only for 3 days, but just to encourage you , now I'm ing again

*pouts*

Alright...I will try my best to w**k while you're gone, but I won't enjoy it as much !!

I'm but i'm not w**king here unpaid just to keep you company over the next few nights

actually if i did start turning up to do that i think they'd have me certified and in the nearest mental hospital before the week was over

And then you'd never be around while I w**ked...which kind of defeats the purpose, dunnit ?

thats what i think although perhaps i should make the gesture to show i care

It's ok...we'll just have to hope that the next few days go by quickly for me, and slowly for you, so that everything will be alright next week and we can happily w**k together...

I'll drink to that

We really should organise getting and w**king at the same time !

well i promise when I get my home internet connection i'll come on and get whilst you wank although I may not manage to keep at it all night and of course I won't be w**king

well i promise when I get my home internet connection i'll come on and get whilst you w**k although I may not manage to keep at it all night and of course I won't be w**king

oops I thought I'd managed to stop that 1st post
not quite fully edited

Slip of the tongue ??

I appreciate the promise, and I will hold you to it

no problem, I expect I'd be getting anyway

I'll just be on hootoo instead of playing a computer game

I imagine playing a computer game would be more exciting for you than talking to me while I w**ked??