h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If i pick the right game i can do both at the same time, although that would be testing my limited computer and multitasking skills to their utmost

My goodness - what a couple of busy w**kers you are!

It turns out that I am going to have to w**k all summer again. It's not that I mind w**king (in fact I quite enjoy it) but I think one does need a rest from time to time.

az

...Kitty, I will totally understand if you don't want to hang around while I w**k...I suppose it would be pretty boring...but I do appreciate the offer...

Well it's nearing winter down here...and I must admit that I'm usually warmer while w**king...

been w**king hard all night, and they pay us for this

tanzen i shall be happy to keep you company from time to time although I'm not garanteeing every night
even when i have my internet link at home I may do other things than hootoo ocasionally

I wouldn't expect you to...I mean, you have to do something oustide of w**king hours, apart from hanging around while I w**k, don't you?

ocasionally yes, but in general my life is arranged so I have as little to do as possible

...whereas mine usually revolves aorund ...but I do spend far too much time w**king...

sadly that seems to be the way the world is
until I can find a job w**king from home with flexible hours, high renumeration etc I'm stuck here w**king away in a call centre for far too long for far too little

I wouldn't even mind so much if I didn't have to wake up and catch a tram in the morning with a bunch of w**kers...

good thing about w**king nights is I'm going back to the suburbs when all the w**kers are coming into the city (and all those w**kers coming can be quite a sight) and vice versa

Unfortunately I'm right in the thick of it...w**kers all over the place...some of them w**king right there on the tram - in front of school children !!

In front of children
have they no shame
talk about setting a bad example

I know...I mean, the poor kids...they shouldn't have to be confronted with the tortures of w**king...

Bad enough that in a few years they will have that as their daily lot
let them have a few years of innocence first (aaah)

Exactly...the last thing I'd want to see on my way to school is a vision of the w**ker I would become...

don't worry if any of us saw what we'd be like in 20 years we would not believe it

I don't even want to know what I'll look like Saturday morning !

To quote:

http://www.chiroweb.com/archives/16/23/07.html

"The musculoskeletal system is very sensitive to repetitive stress or constraint positions."

Be careful when you w**k, people! Excessive w**king can cause damage! Yes, I know the ultimate rewards can outshine the possible pain, but keep in mind that constant, repetitive, never ending w**king can cause problems!

The thing is, my w**k is also my hobby (or at least, one of its forms is). Which does make it difficult to avoid as when I'm not w**king for money I am w**king simply for the personal satisfaction derived.

az

Ahhh. I wish I could w**k for money....I'm paid by the hour, you see. I wish I could be paid for the quality of w**k rather than for the longevity...