h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Probably think about w**king. I actually dream about w**king quite often, sometimes i wake up in a real state!

zdt

I have friends who have never w**ked in their lives...I don't know what they do to get by...

Seems everyone is w**king furiously over here.

Not w**king for money tonight, just taking a break from a little personal w**k of my own.

I'm on holiday for a week now, so any w**king i do will be purely for my own pleasure.........ah bliss.

Officially on bereavement leave now so does that mean I'm w**king for the dead

I'm sure there's a technical term for that BH.

Although i have seen people w**king at funerals, they always seem to do it very respectfully. The man who walks in front of the hearse, although w**king, aways proceeds very slowly, and i think the grieving relatives take comfort from that.

He w**ks in front of the hearse? Is he facing forwards or backwards? Could be dangerous!

As for the dead, yes, i saw the Grateful Dead once, they did appear to w**k hard at their but somehow made it all seem very easy.Maybe the secret of successful w**king in front of an audience?

"These boots are made for w**king"

I bet there are lots of song titles like this,great musical w**ks as it were.

zdt

Like "W**king for the Man", or "Everybody wants to w**k"??

I'm been w**king all morning...forgot to get lunch

Go eat, important!!

It's not good to w**k on an empty stomach!

zdt

Oh well...I'll finish all this w**k in about 10 minutes...I'll get food some time soon ish

I belive another popular song was
"W**king on the railroad"


Todays modern trains might cause a problem I mean having to stop your w**k every time a train went past.

Just been watching the TV prog. called 'Airport'. Apparently the people who maintain the runways can only w**k at night. On this occasion there was an a/c with a technical problem and had to retun from somewhere over the Atlantic. This meant that the workmen were unable to w**k all night. Must have been terrible for them as they probaly had to w**k twice as hard on another occasion.

I have a friend who w**ks in an airport. Hes a real w**kaholic he's in there all hours, w**king away till the early hours and then when he comes home he w**ks on his bike. What a hard w**ker he is.

Talking of aeroplanes, i see Richard Branson has now introduced beds on Virgin Airways, i suppose this is to make it easier for people to w**k together on long flights.

zdt

I don't think it would be very comfortable w**king on a plane...especially a virgin...

Mabe you could get one of the virgin flight attendents to help you get in the right position so the w**king enviroment would be a pleasure

I know that they're their to help...but I guess I would feel bad asking them to help me w**k more comfortably, when they have to w**k on their feet, with all those bossy people around...

The poor little Virgins have to w**k on their feet? How apalling! They need to be in some sort of union i think.

zdt

I know it must be very traumatising for them...especially considering that they have to do it several times a day...each time in front of different people!