h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi all! Well, I am a free-lance w**ker so mostly I w**k at home but sometimes I'll get a contract to w**k elsewhere, usually with a small group of professionals.

At home I w**k one-on-one with my students, which is quite intense at times but I find it gratifying.

Of course, the problem with free-lance w**king is that it is not very secure - I often don't get to w**k enough or else I w**k too much. But at least I am my own boss.


az

It must be exceptionally gratifying to be able to w**k in your own conditions!

I've been w**king for so long now I could probably do it with one hand tied behind my back.

PP

Yes, tanzen, I mostly get to choose my w**king hours and who I want to w**k with, which is very satisfying. Occasionally I find I have to w**k out of necessity and under less than desirable circumstances, but mostly I can pick and choose.

az

Yes, i tend to w**k at home too. As someone said though, it's important to have a focus, you have to know what direction your w**k is headed in.

I was wondering if some people are a little w**k in their resolve to w**k really hard, especially at the start of the w**king w**k!

zdt

I try to w**k as much as is necessary without going overboard and thereby maintain a level of quality in my w**k. Otherwise you are just doing it for the money, which is . . . well . . .

az

Well I'm middle-class, so I get paid loads of money for not much w**k!!!

Oh bugger, I've got to spend the whole weekend w**king, I hate having to w**k quite as har as I do, especially as it sometimes leaves me chafed and sore.

Ouch!

I take it you're doing a spot of DIY this weekend then?

zdt

I'm not w**king half as much as I used to, and I'm not w**king as much as I should. Good job I'm getting lots of sex.

RF

No DIY I'm w**king at my usual w**kplace. I w**nk with TV's, which can be tricky

depends what's on . . .

az

Oh dear, you lot have gone very quiet! Have you all been w**king too hard recently? Or just watching too much TV?

As for "what's on the TV tonight?" personally, my pussy is on it, but since the TV isn't functioning at the moment, i am not bothered.

Talking of animals, do you reckon animals w**k? Or is it just the way i have brought Yoda up?

zdt

I was supposed to w**k yesterday, but decided to sleep instead, is that wrong ?

I went for a j*b interview recently, in a big building...I asked "how many people w**k here?" and the answer came back "about half"...


bada bing!

RF

Because of the tax situation, if you w**k for 80% of the tiime, you get to take home 86% of the amount you get paid if you w**k 100% of the time...

And if you are in the job I am in, you get to w**k for 154 days of the year and have 210 days to do what you really like doing, while earning 86% of your normal return for w**king...

Now, that's a good deal...

Jez - going to be a part time w**ker as soon as possible

Can I w**k where you w**k?

We've just been told there's lots of w**k coming in so we've been given the chance to w**k overtime this weekend, so I could be w**king for 12 days straight again, including 2 shift changes as well as all of us haing to w**k extra hours next week anyway...that's a lot of w**king!!!

I've been trying half heartedly to w**k for the last hour and a half...but I honestly can't be bothered...maybe a or three will stimulate me enough ot make me want to w**k??