h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is going to make you but after tomorrow i shall have a whole week off w*****g. I might pop onto hootoo to gloat at all you poor w*****s ocasionally

Oh, that's real nice !

The next time I have off w**king is when I go to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth out...nice to know that everyone else gets to rest and here I am, the most pathetic w**ker in the world...

aah
one day the w*****s of the world will unite and get their just desserts

All I ask for is a little bit of recognition for all the w**king I do aroun here...all day I sit here...w**king til I just can't w**k any more...and what do I get for it? Nothing at all that even comes closes to justifying the level of w**k I do for people !!

violins playing
I'm just brimming over with sympathy for you all next week w*****g away while I sup in the garden

Aye, well you can get nicked...I'm going out for a smoke and you can w**k your little heart out!

honest

Oh well, we both got what we wanted, didn't we? I got to smoke, you got to w**k !

and 1 so rarely gets what 1 wants, which is doubtless why we (those of us that do) have to w**k

Yes, I am well aware that most people (especially boys, I have been told) will often w**K for no other reason than there's no alternatives...

yes, but when they get into the habit of w*****g they forget theres more to life than w*****g

Tell me about it ...I know some people who base there lives, even define who they are as people, by the way they w**k...

...I know boys who are constantly w**king...often because it's the only thing they feel they're good at.

I can't wait til I win the lottery...then I can pay someone to w**k for me!

I feel something of a failure as a father. I have three children (and lot of hard w**k went into that, I can tell you). My 17 year old son shows no interest in w**king at all however much I encourage and cajole him. We have had rows because of his lack of willingness to get out there and w**k.

PP

How refreshing to see all this activity again, i am very proud of you all, dedicated w**kers all!

Yes, i really thought this one had gone limp on me, it just shows that with a determined attitude to w**king, anything is possible!

Politicians could learn from all this, honestly, the last erections here in France were a disgrace!

Keep it up folks, got to (well, in fact i will probably w**k, but fairly quickly, i don't want to miss the & it's pretty impossible w**king on the , it goes round the corners too quickly & you can't concentrate!)

zdt

Bah Humbug! I thought this was about w**king and then I realised it's about w**king.

As the weather gets warmer I tend to w**k outside more and more. Usually with a number of people I enjoy w**king with but often on my own. I really dislike it when a crowd gathers, we have to explain that just like them, we're just w**king stiffs and we have to get on with it. Most people understand and get out of the way but there's always at least one person who has to talk to you when you're w**king. I find that if you're polite to them they generally get out of the way before you're done. As the summer aproaches my biggest concern is sunburn while I w**k.

I've been a w**ker since I was 16. I have discovered one thing....

Too much w**king makes you tired and grumpy.

And so does not enough i reckon!

Pedro, please don't unsubscribe my dear, if it makes you happier, we will go into more detail about the problems involved in *inking

Tone, i know you like playing about with your axe (I've actually seen a photo folks, it's impressive!) but have you ever used it professionally, ie: w**ked on stage with it?

zdt

64 new posts! I thought this thread was spent- so nice to see it make a cumback..

I'll be off my usual w**k in a fortnight's time, to go wal*ng in the western isles of Scotland. At least there a man can w**k in peace.

Hi there Huggy!

Yes, peace w**kers are very necessary (& have such motivation i reckon to increase their output; but productivity may suffer in the long term.)

Have a lovely time in the isles, w**king in the open air is a joy. Are you a birdwatcher? Maybe you will be lucky & see some great s!

zdt