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I've been w**king too hard to even think to get back on this thread...in fact, in the last few months, two of the girls I used to w**k with have left, so we've had ot get a new girl in so I can teach her how to w**k better...

...I don't know why they only ever send me girls...I think it would be fun to w**k with a boy for a change....

on our team we all help each other with our w*****g, boy/boy, boy/girl, girl/girl, (anything I missed out?) which seems to me a healthy and fun way of w*****g

I think that girls are generally better at w**king where I do...but boys are easier to boss around...you can make boys w**k harder and longer with less stress...

I don't know about that
we w**k for 12 hours shifts and the team has always had mostly female w*****s. For a long time I was the only male w****r on the shift. The girls said that most male w*****s couldn't keep it up for that long

I understand your point, boys don't seem to have the stamina that girls have when it comes to w**king...

...but, from a training point of view, it's always been much easier for me to tell boys how to w**k than it has been to tell girls...boys are more accepting of authority (from me) than girls...and they are more willing to w**k in a way that will please me...

well the girls are certainly dominant here, you've spoken to Cheeky

what exactly does your w**k training program involve?

Aye, I see your point !

Well, basically all the people who have to w**k with me have to be trained, by me (nothing formal) on the nature of w**king, how long they'll be w**king and what they need to achieve through the w**k.

I think children should be taught about the world of w*****g in school. Think how much time you'd save if you knew a new w*****r knew at least the basics.

Yes, but I don't know if it's the duty of teachers to be in charge of making sure students know how to w**k??

well todays parents dont know how to w**k themselves so they'll never teach their children

Aint that the truth!

I would've been so embarassed if my parents had tried to teach me how to w**k...but I always think it's more fun figuring these things out for yourself!

I've just been made a permanent artw**ker at my current place of w**k and I'm thoroughly enjoying it. it's not as stressful w**k as I've had before, even more creative w**king with a wider variety of w**k available throughout the w**kplace - I admit it's a bizarre shift I'm w**king, where I have to w**k all night between 4pm and midnight 4 nights a week then w**k all day Sunday so sometimes I get a little tired through all the w**ing but I'm happy there

Well, I suppose the thing is most of us end up w**king a significant proportion of our lives...if you're still enjoying it, and wake up every day looking forward to w few hour's w**king, then it's all worthwhile !

a lot more people are w*****g at home these days
isn't new technology wonderful

I know, I've even seen people w**king on public transport!

Oi you lot! Stop it right now and get back to w**k

has he gone now
I used to travel for my w**K a lot and I was always w*****g on the train or the tube back then, happy days

time for a break from w*****g, off to lunch

I don't want to w**k anymore, I'm tired !

Do I at least get a smoke break??

The last thing I would possibly do on the tram is w**k, I wouldn't be able to concentrate!

Aussie trams always makes me think of the film "Malcolm"