h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I haven't seen it.....??

haven't seen it either
you heard GreyDesk, no breaks for you Tanzen
stop slacking, get back w*****g

Ha ha! It's lunch time!!

You can w**k til your heart's content! I'm going to have a break !

curses
well I expect I'll be here still w*****g away when you get back

I have returned, although not nearly as ready to w**k as I probably should be...

I haven't stopped w*****g whilst you were gone, so many people demanding our w**k at 04:10

It's pretty quiet around here...I bet I could go the rest of the day without w**king and nobody would notice....

last night out team leader was moaning because some of us were going 40 minutes without w*****g, then a minute or 2 w*****g, then 40 minutes without w*****g. Such is the lot of the call centre w****r

I've been w**king in the same place for 5 years...so now I'm an independant w**ker...I know things that people above me have no idea about...I can w**k so efficiently that I can spend the rest of my day doing nothing and it will be acceptable, because if my boss were to try and do the w**k I do it'd take him a week...

not like that here, our bosses are all real w*****s, each a master or mistress of their area of w*****g

My boss has no idea what's going on...he's only starting w**king the last few months though...so when he started I had to show him how we w**k here as well!

when I meet someone of adult age who tells me they've never w****d before, well really, do they expect us to believe them
those unemployed skivers, they're w*****g on the sly

I don't think there are many people who can say that they've well and truly entered the adult phase of their lives without w**king even occassionally...

yes, I used to w**k before going to school and at the weekends, and the summer holidays, oh joy, 6 weeks of uninterupted w*****g in a hotel kitchen
if you've seen what goes on in hotel and restaurant kitchens you defnitely won't want to eat the food

now people, own up! You may as well come out and spell it out.

wa**ing does no harm,


waLKing is good exercise!

I can honestly say I never w**ked until I was 19...is that weird ?

I'm getting confused about which w**k you're talking about. No w*****g even at school, or just no paid w*****g.

I never w**ked at all, in any way, shape, or form, until I was 19...

...of course school never involved w**king for me...I didn't even have to think about what I was doing...

I don't think many w*****s think about what they are doing, only what they'd like to be doing

That's a fair point

I couldn't really consider school any kind of w**k though...it was rather more time off home !