h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Always reminds me of Homer Simpson and the firework.

B

*Continues to run around doing a passable impression of a headless chicken - looking for some abandoned, deserted spot to leave the bomb*


*Spots a 'Spiff fan club' thread*

Ahh, now that's guaranteed to be deserted



*Disappears off into the distance*

the "spiff fan club" guaranteed to be deserted?!... a bit cruel that...

true but cruel...

who nicked the post 500 BTW?!...

oh well. i will have to wait for post 600 to arrive... should not be too long at this rate...


master B: "deja vu" a substitute for my err best friend?!... i did say i would not boast about it... so ...

oh dear... had too much christmas spirit already..



loup

* sounds of a distant explosion*


*Whisky once again staggers back into the thread, clothes on fire, looking like a chimney sweep who's lost a fight with a combine harvester...*


I'm sure that's happened to me once before!


*Thud!!*

*Collapses on the floor*






Oh and Spiff got post 500, that's why he got chosen for the fan-club gag - I'd been hoping to get that one all day!

whisky...

twas cruel but so true and so funny...

kind of made up for the fact that he got/nicked the post 500 []...



loup

humpfh!!

while you boys have been playing with your toys.......I have been working & now I have to get ready for my course

some people have all the luck



romani

wrong thread...

the thread for boys who play with their err toys is called:





























ask master B... he will tell you what it's called...



loup

Mastur B by name.......

"bigger, better, bolder"...

someone is talking in code me thinks...



loup

Harumph!



B

oooops...

no need to sulk... this is a good code too... i will add it to my page as soon as i get my computer...





loup

Literally, "deja vu" means "already seen"

B

mmmmmm... i'm sure i've read that somewhere...



loup

yep loup you.ve read it right here as usual

I watched a programme earlier where it said that deja vu is only the mind playing tricks on us

well if thats the case my mind had better damn well stop it



romani

"mind the deja-vu... mind the deja-vu..."



loup

I did,nt know the deja vu needed minding



romani

"Mind the gap" could be a case of deja vu or just predictability.

ok, let's try this one now...

"how many researchers does it take to change a 'deja vu'?!"...

answer will be given yesterday...



loup

Answer "None - it's already been changed!"

oh right... that was quick..

i was hoping that this "joke" would take us niceky to post 600... oh well...

"what 'deja vu' comes only once a year?!"...



loup