h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, if deja vu happens when it's dark, it's actually Nightjar vu?
Don't tell the twitchers...

I lurve the smell of deja vu in the mawnin'!

*patronising regal tones*
And which time zone are you in then?

romani

about 1971

1971 ?

that makes it over 30 yrs worth of dejau vu's



romani

re: size of a "deja vu"...

the size of it is not that important really... it's what you do with it that matters most...

tho' some of us might have bigger "deja vu"s than others..

but i won't say more on that subject as i'm not one to boast about things like that...



loup

Do you drive a big car M. Loup?

nope...



loup

me neither

in fact I dont drive a car at all



romani

i think six7 was referring to the size of the car compensing for the size of one's "deja vu"...or something like that... am i right or am i right?!...




loup

In that case, I'll have some

If I'm following the metaphor correctly, then loup is using "deja vu" as a substitute for his penis.

Does that mean his penis is "already seen"?

B

*Wanders into the thread wearing a long black cloak with a deep hood covering his head*

Special delivery for the Deja Vu Thread!


*hands Master B a black, bowling ball-shaped object with a spluttering fuse coming out of the top*

Sign here!

Thank you

*sticks head round door*

If I were you I'd start playing catch

*tosses suspicious sizzling ball to Trillian*

How many accounts do you have, Whisky?

B

*Pokes head back round door*

Oh, one or two

Trillian - I'd do something with that if I were you...

Hiya,

oh, thanks TC, i'd forgotten i asked you to get me a new bowling ball.

*takes ball from TC*

why have you attached a sparkler to it?

*wanders out to take shiny (indeed, sparkling) new bowling ball down to the galleria to try it out - just think of the innocent lives you evil terrorist scum*

I just can't do it....

Catches up with Spiff, grabs the bomb from him and runs off into the distance....

Come friendly bombs and fall on Whisky!

*mental image of Whisky running around in Adam West's Batman cape-and-tights cozzy trying to get rid of his bowling-ball in a safe spot - watch out for those ducklings!*