h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's hoovering and hovering, linked by the immortal bumper sticker *Gravity Sucks!*

For low it is said that in the absynth of nighthoover, the dust bunnies and the loess leapords did frolick and gimbol and didth drink and quaff mightilly of the spitrits. And in their intocksification they didst beging to talk funy. The spitrits were blamed and since that time they have been sacrificed in wild abandon for is it not said, "drinketh of the spitrits and thou shalth understhand whath isth typeth here...eth."

And, of and for the spitrits did thei mhrrly and uaffingly spurdle forth with lo abandon of lo and high, and many a old thing of old is a many an old thing of night, oh yea, a thousand time yea, and the absynth did gurble mostly

Make a new entry with links to the threads. It's that easy.
If there already is one, sorry, I didn't feel like looking.

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How many are there anyway?

That is divine knowledge, you must have faith.

The ways of Nighthoover are beyond our knowing, and his threads cannot be counted.

A-women, t o m a t o , , for variously it is written, when the total number of nighthoover threads has reached the magic number, then HE will return onto uss!

Lettuce spry!

To know the number of nighthoover threads is to know the unknowable. The knowing cannot be known unbeknownst to the unbeknowable.


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For lo and fri, the threads spry and mrth whi loly so oh yea, oh yea oh yea, and in such as it is in it is in, oh yea, indeed something ,

Don't get crushed in the rush QB

Ohnonononononononononoonononononononononononoon! Oh, yes

I need to make a phone call

I need to make a clone fall.

::pushes Dolly off a cliff::

2legs 'Hello'
person on other end of phone 'hello'
2legs 'Is this the bank that likes to say 'yes'?'
Person 'yes'
2legs 'good'
Person 'how can I help'
2legs 'are you nighthoover?'
Person 'no'
2legs 'You were ment to say 'yes'!!!!' *hangs up*

*dials
2legs 'quote me happy' *hangs up*

*dials again
2legs 'Hello, can I speak to the dog?'
Person 'the dog?'
2legs 'Ho yus'
person, 'Oh, the dog?'
2legs 'Ho yus'
Person ' can I help'
2legs 'ho no no no no no' *hangs up*

*dials
2legs 'hello'
person 'hello'
2legs 'what do you want?'
Person 'what?'
2legs 'why have you called me?' *hangs up* I think th heat is effecting my whatyoucallit

Could be... WOOF!