h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yea, frrily and mhrrly let it be so

Let us sing from the fourth book, the song of the five Roberts and Anne.

Bob, Bob, Bob....Bob, Bob or Anne.
Bob, Bob, Bob....Bob, Bob or Anne.
Bob, Bob, Bob....Bob, Bob or Anne.
Oh, Bob or Anne, please take my hand,
Bob or Anne, I don't understan'
You've got me rock'n' and rollin', rock'n' and a reelin',
Bob or Anne.

Don't let Semchevsky hear you singing that song or you'll get a fender stratocaster upside the head.

i think that we should definately be afraid if they did, messing with the cosmos could have major ramifications if they were crossed.
NIGHTHOOVER IS EVERYWHERE!!

Hi,

Relatively new to h2g2. It's getting late, so I'm a bit reluctant to hunt for the answer. (OK, I'm a lazy g*t)...

But what is a nighthoover? A nightmare that cleans up after itself?

D

Trust me, now is not the time or the place to seek an answer... all will* become clear... but it is very* very* very* complicated... wait till morning, ask again,, and ye shall be directed to the only* thread that is the* thread on H32G2 or somthing maybe , Semchevsky is not the answer to the disappearance of nighthoover, to that the dust must itself lay waste all those landsa bouts where does that lie that cannot be said, marhhrilry so fhrrly so and yea, lettuce spry

Once upon a time a researcher named nighthoover decided they wanted to leave H2G2. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=143046&skip=0&show=20 The name was probably a reference to cleaning up (hoovering/vacuuming) at night. We may never know because, alas nighthoover has left us. Over the hours, days, weeks, months, and now years nighthoover achieved deification much in part due to 2legs who took it upon himself to raise the thread to cult status. That thread and others have become The Cult of Nighthoover (preys B). Most of the threads depend on waiting for the second coming, creating Nighthooverish fiction, and prayzing teh name of Nighthoover with general punnish and downright inaccurate spelling. Question answered? All prays Nighthoover, son of Bob.

Ooops, sorry 2legs. Simulpost.

Simulposting is good, it pays in an obscure way in to which I hav eas to yet tie in the storey of hte larma and imigrations, the nighthooverishness of it all1! Whay I am I so drunk? I' think I'l open some more wine before getting real* heavy with the spitrits!

Ooooh this is so wierd.

I know you'll accuse me of being overly dramatic, but as I read your replies explaining the mystery of Nighthoover (praise be! I've even started capitalising his name!) I felt a mysterious hum start to emanate from my chakras!!!



D

mmmmmmm spitrits

If you want humming chakras, that's your lookout, mate!

Believe me... once my chakras start humming it's other people that need to be on the alert...

D

Between them and your *spitrits* I'm slowing backing out of the room.......

Well, and 2legs' aparent lack of sobriety...

You'll see the origin of 'spitrits' if you go back two entries to where 2legs starts the discussion about them...

I wonder what they are? Saliva based alcopops?

D

*looks around for lost car keys*

What on Bobs sacred plane of existance in a nonsensical and radially based normal-reality-fixation machine is 'spitrits?

2legs Dude,

Take a peek at post 189...

Methinks you've invented a new drink.

D

Excellent... I can't remember typing that Time to get ready soon for this evenings drinking I recon must hoover tonight.. I've been putting it off all week yea

I trust your hoovering was a suitably spiritual experience