h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yea, for mhrrily it was soeth, and lettuce spri, for there be behind the bar, the nighthoover spirit, and yea, for the power of nighthoover did indeed power on and yea, mhrrily so, for that is so the case

And the High Priest returned from the Nodnol Pilgrimage with riches and icons and did swap them for spirit. And so it was that the spirit moved them and it was so.

For the spirit is the beginning and the end as shown to us by nighthoover who doth suck from the start and blow from the end.

And we who live in the now between the beginning and the end do feel the eternal wind wrap round us and know which way it blows. And to that end the spirit moves us.


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Yea, for the mighty eternal wind of nighthoover dost both blow true, straight and with much force, yea, mhrrly so, as it is the wind, then so the wind is the wind, for the wind is the eternity, and the wind is all, for the wind of nighthoover is indeed a sign, true enough n i g h t h o o v e r

Yea, for even in the light of day we do feel the wind that bloweth from nighthoover's hoover, and nighthoover's wind is both of the hoover, of the lord, and of the heart, yea, suppeth mightily as the wind does blow

and the lord high nighthoover king of the castle, ruler of the spaces behind furnature where much dust does collect, did indeed say, that once ye have suppeth mightily on the fermented vegetable products on sale in ye local tavern, ye should procede to let forth the wind of the ruler, the wind of the one true son of the one true Bob, and hoover with much merrigjment and myrth, and yea, for during the night, and after the pub closing did the lord hoover, and yea, for it was good, and akin to thus the wind bloweth steadily and strong, and straight and true, from that day forth to the end of all time, yea, mhrrly so lettuce not forget the words of the prophet nighthoover, oh yea a thousand yea's, oh yea, mhrrly and fhrrly it be so, for it is the word, and the wind and the hoover of all, oh yea lettuce spry our nighthoover,
who dost sucketh mightly up the dust of dank and filth,
oh yea, pay us hommage through our hooverabilitys,
and yea, for it is so, we hoover in teh night,
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lettuce not sink into the dayhooverers ways,
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Still no sign of nighthoovers return and the beginning of our total lunacy?

Lunacy... nighthoover... I get it.

but only true lunacy of the nighthooverites will occur on nighthoovers return when the expedential nature of the explosion will be mnost insaine, like rhubarb.

Takakakakakakakakakapooooooooowwww!

Speaking of which, whatever happened to T'Pau?

Bets me Rapateika!

Wow...

And I quote

"Your search - Rapateika - did not match any documents.
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That's the first time I've stumped Google, even when I mispell I usually get a suggestion.


(Oh... and BTW, T'Pau has a new live album coming out soon.)

I doubt I spelt it right, its not a real word as far as I know, but is a word sung/spoken by Pink Floyd on teh first song of the album 'Atom Heart Mother', Rapateika, I'm spelling it as it sounds they sing it watashi!

>>Will all the threads be hoovered up one night?<<

never hoover during the day.
inward hoover peace is better than outward vacuum rage.
gets the job done.
hoovering is a way of life.
total devotion to the cause.
happyness of the heart through acceptence of the prophet.
ordinary days lead to hooverable nights.
old as the pineapples
very clean carpets.
everything is spry, yea, mhrrily so.
relenquish all others n i g h t h o o v e r