h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When I saw the title of this thread I assumed it meant that somebody wanted all of Nighthoover's entries collected in one place so that we could read them.

Don't think they made any entrys and only the two posts in teh one thread *sniff* Oh how long before th glorious day...

'Posts' was the word I meant. I had one of those moments when I couldn't think of the simplest of words so typed entries.

I hope I didn't open up any wounds there 2legs

for the good and glory of the prophet as such it may be so

let it be so mightly indeed the suction of the one who sucketh so strongly n i g h t h o o v e r

Oh, how long till the glorious day, oh glorious day, of the return of nighthoover; the second 'suction' of hte great prophet n i g h t h o o v e r

i still need convincing that this nighthoover fella is 'the one'

Maan, you gota hold the faith n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce spry

nighthoover is one true prophet, son of bob, and prophet that sucketh most mightly lettuce be grateful for that and lettuce not cast thing on whatsitcalled magig thing stuff yeah, something maybe Oh yea, see how discabulated we come in our nighthooverly furver

oh yea n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce read the words of the prophet

Like a tomato, sitting on a train, not ignoring the mobile phone, flying over hills, and under dales, travailing needles, anchors and pearls, judging cradle, of lifeless pinapple sorbay, needless santictitude, imatiting an antique chair with a broken leg, oh yea n i g h t h o o v e r

sweet, so sweet perhaps nighthoover will return to help the BBC and H2G2 in what seems yet another hour of darkness n i g h t h o o v e r Lettuce mrrly spry that nighthoover returns, and saves BBCI and H2G2 and all* italics from the fate worse than a fate worse than an error message

We can but hope, and have faith, and mrrly spry, and lettuce and hold the whatsit the second suction of nighthoover must indeed be soon Oh, nighthoover, where for art though n i g h t h o o v e r

Oh yea lettuce be gorgus and have lime marmalade

Oh yea, and plenty of long day trips on the trains Oh yea nighthoover lettuce travel free of wild hoursemen with large pieces of straw apon their heads

and lettuce not forget our supersavor day returns

And yea, a thousand yeas, let us travel with our d discount railcards, and lettuce not needeth to hideth in teh toilet abord the train oh yea praise be to nighthoover saviour of the railways and lettuce travel light of foot, and heavy of wallet oh yea

Oh yea for it is so written but when will that day be? lettuce spry n i g h t h o o v e r