h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As it is indeed N I G H T H O O V E R

oh glorious day, how long shall we wait?;
till the end of time, nothing will hamper us in our search for the prophet, and nothing shall hamper our endurance in this task, the task for the most nighthooverly and nighthooverable nighthooverits in our midsts.
for we are strong in our devotion.
and insaine in our love for the ruler of the universe, the master of all that is hooverable and nighthooverable our prophet
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lemons are by no means the only such things

nononononnnnonononononnononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono critism of the Lemons, please! once apon a time, I wondered lonley over yonder hill, surveying the nestled villages that my vantage gave such room as to spy. For across such a hills I wondered far, ever alert, ever cold, ever lonley. The lands spread about all around, as if sum giant bedspread had taken on depth and presence. But for myself I wondered alone, praising the warmth of the sun, and cursing the cold of the rain and wind. finding shelter amongst the land itself, I went far and wide, alone. It was some time, a many-fold age of times through which i passed, until I found hope, and was alone no longer. The very tilth of the sods of earth, the very trees amongst which I passed, and the rocks, cavens and caves within which I sought refuge from the forces of the winds and rains, and indeed, in them also, this force was all and this force was divine.
Through two summers of toil I moved further, never stopping long enough to seek company amongst my own, but always, and through all that befell me, nighthoover was the eternal force guiding my ramblings and path, and it was the true path, the path to nighthooverability and nighthooverable intentions.
follow me, fellow sisters and brothers.
Lettuce pray N I G H T H O O V E R

still no sign of nighthoover, the search continues, nighthooverites and all united in the search n i g h t h o o v e r

I mean, it's SO tedious and childish. Just make a guide entry. Go there. And don't come out again. Easy. Please don't make the rest of us suffer.

I second that emulsion.

I believe there is a guide entry but who created this thread? n i g h t h o o v e r

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Well said

Still no sign of nighthoover then? n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r when will they return? n i g h t h o o v e r

I have been on a polar exploration, to look for nighthoover since March, I also did explore the African region and some parts of Australia. No luck

1day 1glorious day

Kaaa kaaa coooor kaaaa skraaaaaaa kaaa kaaa kaa eurikeeeeeeeeeee ka kaa koooooor skreeeeeeeeee caa!

well said that nighthooverite

How true, how nighthooverable

what or who is Nighthoover

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still none the wiser

Sorry I was just checking if you really* wanted to know its a long storey, and I'm probably too tired to explain it properly know, and I can't remember where the conversations are off the top of my head, I'll dig 'em out and given and explinationas tomorrow I should probably haves the time

nighthoover is the prophet, the one true son of the one true Bob, ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature and much much muchmcuchcmcuchcmcuchcmcuh more besides 'nighthoover waz 'ere''