h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Could all the Nighthoover threads be lumped together"

Yes they could.

But it would be much more fun to lump them individually

Oh the pain of my nighthooverable intentions, when will the torture of awaiting the dramatic enigmatic and energetic return of the nighthooverabalist of them all we must be strong and regain our composure for the wonderous day of the second coming of nighthoover

And on that great day of darkness and suction, that wonderous day to be, when the black holiness opens itself to our understanding, perhaps then all threads, Brother I say ALL threads, will be nighthoovered.

I once started a thread about Loss. Invited folks to tell of their greatest losses from keys to keynote speakers or dogs to dogma. And within 20 postings the thread was Lost to the nighthooverians, they who have lost so much and been left in a vaccuum. Soon, I too was sucked into the vortex of his merciful worship and found happiness and peace in a dark and whirling whirled.

Judge not lest ye be sucked up.
And beware the evil WetVac!

peace
~jwf~

Thank you sir for those kind words

Jest ye not for the wrath of the nighthoover's suction shall be most nighthooverly in its nighthooverable intentions agains the unnighthooverly and their nighthooverliheathen ways and nighthooverlesness Lettuce pray and it was so and the dust thereabouts did part as the prophet did suck

Do you think that starred in the Shake 'n Vac commercials<?>

Hmm, I don't think someone so mighty and wonderous and a prophet at that, would have lowered themselves to commercialism Oh nighthoover reveal thiself

I think I understand now-would odd socks be classed as nighthooverish?

have you been reading Ivor Karvlove's latest masterpiece?; "Depection, anylisis and foresight into and beside, of mid-victorian fiscal developments from the socieo-culinary perspective of the under and over developed phylosophies of the underdogs" ? as for that which I hear and see have I no other description as apt and quaint to suitibly and acuratly describe that percieved through the cloud of disalusion and pancakes.

Hi all,

Poor Pheloxi! you seem to be genuinely upset about silliness on h2g2! now *that's* weird!

Superwrench - chapeau! Great attitude! This is just priceless:

"I was just passing and am fasinated already-What is a Nighthoover and can I be initiated? What do I need to do?
Please tell me"

second time today that i am saying (and no, i don't say it *every* bloomin' day!) 'Only on h2g2!' - although, thinking about it, it is going to spring to mind quite often, i suspect, in the future.

meanwhile, anything that inspires jwf to a spot of lyrical waxing is 'Oh, Kay!' by me. Unwhirledly non-believer that i may be. And don't start, i've seen the scriptures, and read of the short time that your prophet spent among those early apostles; i just don't think my name is written in the User Manual of the Lord.

Or as you might say through the security-chain on the front-door, "Not today thanks."

what am i talking about? Dunno. Just surprised to see that of all that h2g2 has going on, *this* is the thing to ruffle anyone's feathers.

cya
spiff
*oh, btw, had a good at Ictoan's alternative to lumping the threads together, hi Octane *

I gotta' say, of all the things I've seen on H2G2, the "Nighthoover" phenomenon has got to be the most entertaining!

NM

My son, cast thiself asunder into the basket that is nighthooverlyness and be nighthooverable in all that 'ye do, and a nighthooverite shall ye be and nighthooverly shall your actions rest and in the name of the prophet, and so it was and behold! and Bereft of joy is the unnighthooverly and unnighthooverable and safe from none the uneliever that cast asunder the nighthooverly ways and nighthooverable intentions of the wise-man, and in their unnighthooverlyness the unnighthooverly do cast their lot in witht the other side, and only through my son's nighthooverable intentions shall nighthooverlyness and nighthooverly intentions be found, and lo it is good, and lo it becomes to be as such it is

And it was so

oh no, not again

oh no, not again

A phalse profit has arived amung ther midst!

This should prove, shall I say....eeerrrmmm....entertaining!?

NM

it is not the first time and we have there two nh impersinators and a rough 9 or 10 people registered on here with the name of the prophet at the current time, and only one of them be our mighty leader of truth and nighthooverlyness oh when shall the pain and torture stop: I feel the urge, I must go get my hoover

I just find it all very amusing. Gives me something to read occasionally. I would say 'long live nighthoover!' but then I might be accused of following...

Cast asunder 'ye unnighthooverly ways, and adopt the path of the hoover, and express your nighthooverable intentions through teh nighthooverability of thi actions and cast aside the faulse prophets who attempt to sway you from the nighthooverly path of enlightenment

My brothers lettuce read:
from the book of nighthoover; dustotarph

book II; the nighthooverberbs


1:1 The Hoooverbs of nighthoover, the father of Vaccuman, king of the small spaces at the back of pieces of furniture where much Dust does collect, created as a consequence of the skirting board being proud of the wall by half an inch, therefore having the effect of preventing furniture from sitting flush with the wall;

1:2 Too know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of the Prophet;

1:3 To receive the instruction of the Prophet nighthoover, to hoover, and possess Nighthooverability Hooverability, and Nighthooverlyness;

1:4 To give Dust-free stasis to the Dust-ridden, to the Nonnighthooverly man Nighthooverability and Nighthooverlyness.

1:5 A wise man will hoover, and will increase nighthooverability; and a man of nighthooverability shall attain unto wise Hooverlyness and Nighthooverlyness:

1:6 To understand Hoover, Hooverlyness,, Nighthooverlyness and Nighthooverability, and the interpretation; the words of the Prophet, and their Nighthooverly and Hooverable sayings.

1:7 The fear of the Dust is the beginning of Hooverness: but fools despise Nighthooverlyness and Nighthooverability.


As it should be