h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sigh*

At least he admits it

admits what???
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ford

*snort*

Gettin high off air are we leo?
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ford

You little lumps of snot are so far beneath my contempt that it's a wonder I'm even registering you. Why don't the lot of you just crawl back up the nasal cavities out of which you plunged and rejoin the mucus which spawned you?

Uh, because it's sitting in public on your fingertip?

Oo, cutting *yawn* I liked the 'Uh', but it was all downhill from there.

rolling...rolling...green mucus thing getting larger and larger.


Snowball effect...for things going downhill.

and guess whoes in the middle...
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ford

You!!!!

tiger? your real name is YOU? is that japaneeze?
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ford

Nah, if my my name was 'You,' I'd spell it 'Yo' or 'Yoa' or however you spell 'Yow.'

I was referring to the single celled organism attempting to carry on an excuse for a conversation, namely you.

single cell? its better to be singe celled than a bunch of braindead cells!... namey YOU!
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ford

Who says the single cell is a brain cell? I was thinking more along the lines of a viral meningitis cell.

so your sayin i can kill you?
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ford

Yes, that's right, Ford, you are even more virulent than viral meningitis.

Trin, you are way too fixated with mucus. Perhaps it's because you're trying to create a mucus monster in your basement. Are you really sure you want to bring that thing to life? Not only have you chosen to insert Reagan's brain into this affront to the universe, but you've used your own mucus. Of which you have lots and lots and lots... I shudder to think what will happen when you send that jolt of electricity through it.

"Yes, that's right, Ford, you are even more virulent than viral meningitis.

Trin, you are way too fixated with mucus. Perhaps it's because you're trying to create a mucus monster in your basement. Are you really sure you want to bring that thing to life? Not only have you chosen to insert Reagan's brain into this affront to the universe, but you've used your own mucus. Of which you have lots and lots and lots... I shudder to think what will happen when you send that jolt of electricity through it."

Man, Ford, you're really getting it in here man...

There are some really good burns on this page, I must say as a spectator I am rapt in anticipation to see what happens next!

Well, Earthworm, you should just crawl into your muddy puddle and stay there instead of fixing people against their will! Perhaps a look in the mirror would help you discover what to fix first!

oh... and Ford? You need to bond with your dictionary a little. Look up amphibious. "lizard" doesn't come near the topic.