h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night Lil!

hmm...o, what the hell!

Night Kea!

Thank gawd, that load of parasitic, scummy Fartknockers has gone.

Not quite - you're still here.

lil ol me, you're way too nice to come up with a decent insult. In fact, you're revoltingly nice and kind, and should go find a dog to kick immediately just to bring the universe back into balance.

*kea rendered speechless by the ethical dilemma presented with Trin actually being nice to her*


*wonders if lil is on a secret mission to make us all nice*

Although I'm sure lil will have her work cut out for her with Lentilla, who advises people to _KICK DOGS_, and zoomer who is still obsessed with human flatulence

*Gives Kea an incense burner and lavender*

Use these... to get rid of the smell made by zoomer and it will also calm Lentilla down from her aggressive mood too!

mmmMMmm....Lavender....


*manages to find a clean and comfortable chair and sits down and relaxes*

Camomile ??

oooh thanks *sips tea*

Would you like some Lemon ?

Hmm... just a small slice please

*sips *

*hands lil a slice of *

Anyone else want a bit?

Hmmm this is gorgeous

more ?

Thanks *holds out cup*

Your all going soft...good grief....

I knew it, your ALL pansies..

pansy

PANSIES...

Would you like a bit of mv?

*plants pansies in the garden*

Thank you for the flower dear

Pansies are great

What else shall we plant?

A Climbing Rose around the door??

I think I'm going to be sick, you have messed with the theme of the thread..and woe upon you, unless you have secretly stashed some arsenic in the

As for climbing roses, yes they may take over the place - with a bit of luck be attracted to your manure like smell and twist around you like vines therefore disgusing all of your 'orrible features.

What is wrong with you?

Perhaps I should come armed with some pesticide next time.

That sounds lovely