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That'd have to be the best simulpost I've done in a while

I say, a good idea..

Why don't you all just sod off, and start a commune.

I have to go, all these butterflies, roses and cake are making me not feel well.

*Barfs on Kea on the way out*

*neatly dodges mv's projectile and waves to her on her way out*


I have to go to bed now. 'night then

*Skips in with two bunches of flowers. Gives one to Kea and one to Lil*

Sleep well Kea Sweet dreams!

Night Kea

Thank you for your company

Hello Trin darling

Flowers for Me! Lovely

*pops in briefly because trying to sleep didn't work*

for lil and Trin

Thanks for the flowers sweetie

OK, that's enough. FARTKNOCKERS!

Hi Aychbe Effjay

Artfay Ockersknay?

Yes that includes you zoomer. (hi Kea)

*sneaks in with lemonade and a bowl of petunias*

*giggles*
cos she is very
and cannot climb onto the
fence tonight!

wtf happened?

Did I miss the nice train, or banana boat?

*seethe*

Is this some kind of experimental passive agressive thing?

Helloooo *waves*


*hic*

Ooooooh! *Sniffs bunch of daisies* It's sooo nice here!

*Waves at everybody*

Hiya!

How are you this evening Trin??

lil, if you can't say something mean...

Hello!

Of course I mean everything I say!!

*Gazes at the sky in wonderment* Who would want to be mean, when everything's so nice! *Deep, contented sigh*