h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, fer heaven's sakes.

Yes! Aren't the Heavens wonderful!!

Nope, this isn't right at all. We must be in Bizzaro World, because this is supposed to be an INSULT thread. Start insulting, people, and stop passing the tea. Pass gas instead.

My admonishment to go kick a dog was to put the universe into more of a proper balance - when people start being nice to each other on the insult thread, then something else has to give somewhere. And the easiest way to do that would be for nice lil' ol me to do something mean to a cute creature.

Of course, puking on Kea is a good start. Makes the room smell a bit better.

*Traisping over buttercup hill*

Oh Lentilla - what a wonderful turn of phrase

Puking over Kea - why the very idea!

Mind you, the room...



I mean to say, the room was...



It...



IT WAS SMELLING ALL RIGHT TILL YOU GOT HERE, YOU PUDDLE OF FETID ORANGUTAN SPEW!!!!

Oh my oh my what have I done?

*wanders in with an armful of gladioli amd arranges in vase on table*

Hi everyone Anyone for some of this delightful belgian ?

*blows kisses to everyone and drifts from room*

*sigh*

*rolls eyes in exasperation*

uh oh...flowers..


ahhh-- ahhhh-- ahhhhhhhh-----

--AHHHHHHHHHH--


ahhh--ahhhh--ahhhhh

ATTTTTTTISSSSSSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Opps sorry everyone, I appear to have snotted all yous..

*snigger*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

What has this thread become??!! I leave you imbecillic plebs for a few months and you go all soft!

Mind you, I spose beings of such limited intellgence would swiftly run out of insults.

Goodness you lot are awful. There was me thinking that your brains may be able to stave off their putrification a bit longer but no, they've started going mouldy already... perhaps that is the cause of the smell coming from your collective ears

And you know what's worse? Even worse than the rank stench coming from lugholes??

You're turning this thread into something resembling a chat room..


There's no hope..

As usual, you're all wrong. That includes you, Queegle. And you all smell bad. I think I'll have to douse this thread with disinfectant...better yet, industrial-strength sulphuric acid might be what's called for.

RF

Who rattled your cage, RF?

I'll bet it was that thing over there -

*kicks things, Lentilla, Kea, Hellie, CL on the way out*

I'd kick things Trin and Ena too, but I'm afraid I'd ruin my shoes.

*sigh of relief* TG this thread is back to "normal" W*nkers.

*piffle*

normal...

Normal for you lot of cranially challenged spit slurpers I suppose.

*belchhes at zoomer*

Is that what that was? I couldn't tell which orfice it had emanated from by the smell.

A bunch of posterior osculators, that's what you are.

Hmm... are those the famous African rotting-meat flowers? Man, they weren't kidding. Last time I smelled something like that, Zoomer had taken off his socks.

And that's not chocolate.

*sees she has annoyed lots of people and wonders whether to appear pleased*

*Makes another pot of for Kea*



My, my! Everyone around here does seem to have a lot of Hissy Fits eh


tch, tch.... Perhaps they are using too many E's in their food and drinks!

Evening lil

Not enough E's in their food and drink by the sounds of them


I'm just off to bed

*wanders off with cup of tea*