h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*climbs back on the fence and waves to Trin*

*Breaks with the spirit of the thread to wave back to Lil. Looks around nervously and realises he's going to get a real pummelling for that*

Ooops I just cannot remain mean for long

Well, you could ease yourself in gently ... try calling me a git

*husky voiced*

Trin ... darling you are a git

Is that okay...

No, no...embrace your sibling. Misery loves company and we'd all rather have you in one place so we can avoid that place.

Git yourself!

Nice non sequitur, Zoomer - having trouble keeping up? Would ... it ... help ... if ... we ... spoke .... more ... slowly?

You're already speaking so slowly that I assume your parents were syblings as well.

You two mutants go off to play together, I must sadly leave (sadly since I'm sure I'm the author of the only intelligent conversation you've ever had).

What is a sybling? Sorry - what ys a sybling?

*Grabs zoomer, gives him a great big *

*husky voiced*

Poor darling.. you seem to have got a case of consonantitis!

*picks up stick and puts it in green, slimey water in hole in the ground*

*Stirs*

*pauses to wonder who the _nice_ pond scum is*

*Gets an even bigger stick and starts to bash the crap out of the abominable stuff in this warped and twistedly, putrid thread*

Why won't you all just die, its so easy, just lay down...

You missed MV. I don't think you could hit the planet earth if it was standing still in front of you.

*still sitting on the fence and watching this thread deteriorate rapidly*

Deteriorating? Nah, we're just getting warmed up

Warmed up? Funny - 'icy chill' is what I'm getting looking around here.

No, that's the ice cube I put down your shirt.

Oh, lord... It lives! Kill it!



Testicle fondler.

Anyone who even contemplates posting on this thread muat be worse than slime. Oops!

Oh, Bilbobilbo ... how pathetic.