h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As for you, crazyhorse, it looks like you don't even know what a keyboard is for. I know, it's hard to type when all you have is stubby tentacles.

Aah - are you jealous of Crazyhorse's tentacles?

(Looking at you all through the bottom of a milk bottle which manages to difuse your horrid faces into something that won't make me toss up breakfast, lunch, dinner, and whatever remains of the lining of my stomach, upper intestine, and my teeth.)

Fart

Knockers.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartkknooooooooooooooooooockers!

Oo, that's rude. And what's with the milk bottle - looking for something new to crawl into and inhabit?

If it mottled and obfuscated the horrid and disgusting image you present, why not?

Mottled, obfuscated, but not entirely blocked out then - is there a reason why, even from within the confines of your milk bottle, you can't keep your eyes off me?

Just as one looks at a car wreck while consciously realising the inherent pain, suffering, and ugliness, yes.

You penultimate Fartknocker.

*donning level 4 biohazard suit*

Gawd, tsbeen a long time since I stepped in here. And now I remember why.

what a pitiful excuse for an insult zoomer ...tell me when do you finish the fourth grade?

*neigh*

Unlike you crazyhorse, I finished it just the one time way back in 1962. How many attempts did you make? I understand you were the tallest kid in the class, not surprising considering you were 15.

OK time to hose the lot of you down. Stench is leaking in the rest of the site.

Oh no, who started this up again?

My word - leave you lot to wallow for five weeks and it really turns ugly. What is that growing on your head? Oh, sorry, that is your head.

ack, they're waking up!

*cough, sneeze, splutter*

Bit dusty in ere, ain't it, obviously no one knows how to do any house keeping...


Hellie you always were a scaredy cat.

Trin, might have known *rolls eyes* you have nothing better to do..

Waits for Kea and the others to rise like a phonenix from the ash...I mean mushrooms from sh...

Ah - growing mushrooms - that's your excuse is it?

Can't even think of your own insult to throw that you must plaigarise mine, Trin?