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What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Trin Tragula Posted Jun 19, 2004
Not at all, I'm just exercising some restraint
After all, at the sight of this place, pity is an immediate feeling. Repulsion, yes, disgust, of course, but at least an undertone of pity. So I thought I'd take it easy...
Would you like a wetwipe for that? Oh no, sorry, that's attached, isn't it?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jun 19, 2004
*hic*
hello?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 19, 2004
*kea rises magnificently from the ashes*
*stands and observes the gibbering idots already here*
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Trin Tragula Posted Jun 19, 2004
Kea! At last, the heart of the putrescence reveals itself! Long time no smell!
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Researcher 556780 Posted Jun 20, 2004
*sigh*
Such a backward lot, I can run rings around you even when drunk.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Trin Tragula Posted Jun 20, 2004
Why is she running around in rings in the corner?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Researcher 556780 Posted Jun 20, 2004
Don't hurt yourself now by thinking, rubbing those two brain cells in what you use for an excuse as a head, might cause it to implode.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 20, 2004
Why is she drinking us?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jun 20, 2004
Foul vermin. Stop trying to imitate higher life forms.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jun 20, 2004
*sits on the fence and watches life go by*
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 20, 2004
Life? I dearly hope you aren't considering classifying these... things... as life forms?
*dons biohazard suit, picks up magnifying glass*
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jun 20, 2004
No, no, no! You've got it wrong AGAIN! THEY think they're life forms, you...you...Fartknocker!
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jun 20, 2004
How does one knock a fart 
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
hellboundforjoy Posted Jun 20, 2004
zoomer can show you. He knows all about it.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jun 20, 2004
*still sitting on the fence and swinging my legs*
Okay.. I will wait for zoomer to come back from hibernation shall I?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Trin Tragula Posted Jun 20, 2004
The Zoomer Fartknocker Show
What... again?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jun 20, 2004
Fartknocking is the noise you make when you pass wind and your flabby buttocks slap together repeatedly. I make the comparison since your *speach* and that action have a great deal in common, both by the flapping of your scaby lips and the foul odour that emanates from your mouth.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jun 20, 2004
Ouch!! *falls of fence laughing* 
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Trin Tragula Posted Jun 20, 2004
Ah - a fartknocker expert! I always thought there was something more arcane about the expression. Still, you should know.
Oh and please don't do that. No. Oh, really. Who's going to clear that up?
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