h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hellbound, as your experience of sex is binary fission I wouldn't expect you to understand.

The rest of you, if you can't evolve into something more closely resembling life, can't you just do us a favour and die out *quickly*? I mean, what's the point of hanging on in the proto-life of your existence?

RF

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What is wrong with you people?

you call yourselves researchers...the biggest thing you ever reasearched was Uranus

Well Uranus is pretty big.

uranus is bigger than mine lmbo

Is that according to your research? Cause according to my research uranus would have to be as big as uranus in order to pass all the s**t that has to pass through it. Personally I would not want to research uranus myself but I'm sure you have done done your phd on uranus.

mercury is my forte'i'i'm not interested in uranus lmmfbo

> The rest of you are all wrong. Or maybe "unfinished" would be a better description.

Wrong is good. An affront against nature would be better. Or how 'bout 'blot on the face of the universe?'

*yawn* nuffink we ain't covered afore....can't anyone come up with something original?

Close your mouth, you're letting out the flies.

Your're just scared that they may lay your eggs on you, and finally get rid of you once n' fer all.

Oh no, please don't eat those... Oh, that's disgusting. And that tongue! Were you ever told that you had an 'Uncle Toady'? You know, small green chap, used to eat separately at Christmas?

oh hey, its Trin. oh joy.

No, don't get excited. You know what happens when you get excited. No, don't...


Oh dear.

I'll fetch the kitchen towel

what pathetic attempts at insults when all else fails resort to bodily functions.....i fart in your general direction

at least most had the common decency to come up with their own original lines, unlike 'some' people round here

You huge piles of steaming crap, waiting around here like little whipped puppies for someone to come back and insult you! What a bunch of flacid, masochistic excuses for decaying body part donors. Pathetic.

Who rattled your...

Er - what is that? Oh my!

Shut your pie-hole, there are noxious noises coming out. Or is that the other end, it's so hard to tell the difference.