h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Eew, is that your tongue? Please put it back.
(typed slowly for MV)

*Huh, and that's coming from a slow sidewalk licker.*

Just thought I'd show you how it's supposed to be punctuated. I guess when your nurse told you what to say she didn't include the way to type it. I'll wait for the response, since I can understand how difficult it must be to operate the keyboard with your nose. If you ask nicely, perhaps your doctor will undo your straight jacket and let you use a tentacle.

Hellbound, that's called a *hand* not a *tongue*. I know you can't tell the difference yet, but one day someone will let you look out the window and see what real humans look like.

Well, *pause* who really cares what you think about my punctuation...I mean really, how picky is that coming from someone who can't even pick their nose right.

Here, have this hanky and try and clean up those dangly gross looking things hanging from your nose. At least mine wouldn't stick to the k/b if I choose to type with it.

*can't even pick their nose right* Correctly? The right nostril? You have two noses, one right and left?

This coming from Ms. Smegma Queen.

"have this hanky"
I think that's why its tongue is hanging out. But according to him its a hand. Either way he seems to be doing ok without the hanky. Unless you want the dangly gros looking things to add to your collection MV.

Hbfj- that's not a collection, that's her hair.

As for you, please adjust the rotting sackcloth covering your face. We are in danger of being turned into pillars of salt if we see what passes for your face.

*sigh*..if music were shit, then you two would have a complete orchestra.

My dear, if music were shit, you wouldn't be in danger of suffocating, merely of going deaf.

Actually, what you refer to as a "sackcloth" is the level 4 biohazard protection that I always wear when I come in here. Thanks for letting me know it was misadjusted. I'll have to go get decontanimated.

*charges around the 'whats wrong with...h2g2 researchers' graveyard. banging a large stick of the headstones*

That might wake a few of you up, altho I hardly think it would be worth it.

So do you find that everywhere you go you kill threads, or just most places?

*politely refrains, from mentioning large spreading stain around cl's armpits and groin area*

I have no idea why this thread is so quiet. Did I mention that I don't have much of a sense of smell?

er, hello?

I am new here. Is it like this all the time? I came only to seek knowledge..............

Is there any?

Thank you all for your help,

gadarene, you should take a look at post 1 to get the general idea of this thread:

F19585?thread=197502

The rest of you are all wrong. Or maybe "unfinished" would be a better description.

RF

Freddy, you and all purpose sex god? I can barely type for laughing. Light bulbs maybe. How many Freddies does it take anyway?

What's wrong with you? You're all ratbastards (and bastardettes) who only give a damn about yourselves and no one else. Witness your shallow, self-serving posts here.

Well I have to serve myself here, Zoomer since the rest of you are utterly useless.

I rest my case.

Well I wouldn't set your case down here. It will stick to the floor.