h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not mine you useless carbon based life form what a a bleeding load of whinginging pohms

Mostly alcholic based right now dunno about carbon...

At least you sorta look better from over here now...*hicc*

Before you brainless wankers try to turn this into still another pointless chat site, consider that in doing so you will be insulting yourselves and saving us the bother.

Nice to see you speaking your mind.

if you could get your head out ot of your rse long eg enough to see the se sun doesnae shine out of there you'd realise how assanine you are

If you could get your head out of your ass long enough to see the sun doesn't shine out if it, you'd realise how asinine you are.

lmmfbo this is im imagery at it's worst

Well, my asinine arse has more to say about truth and beauty than the lot of you chaff-picking, mattress-chewing, toe-sucking sons of giant hairy three-toed sloths. With mildew on. Except maybe Zoomer... no mildew will grow on him!

i've never her heard such utter tripe in all my life you effin researchers are all alike

oh do speak up. i am finding it hard to understand the inbred ramblings coming from between your festering green tea stained teeth.

the only good researcher is a dead researcher

Well it does smell like something died in here. But I think that's just the flatulence. Good thing you didn't clean out the earwax plugs. It is deafening.

the silence is deafening

I'm becoming deafened by the constant caterwauling in here. I'm tempted to put a trash can on my head and bang it with a wooden spoon - not only would it prevent me from hearing the constant nonsense, I would also be treated to a far better view.

it would also explain the men in white coats that follow you around..it was obvious they weren't looking to woo you.

*SIGH* *rolls eyes* *refrains from comment*

does none of use ignorant pharts have anything better to do then constantly post these ridiculous compliments

I'm afraid that because of your odours and unusual ugly countenance my imagination can't quite compete to insult you. You are already an abomination to life on this planet.

dunnae ferget mercury i'm an abomination there as well