h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How old are you? (If it's not a rude question)

Young enough to see lots of older people

Hallo Marjin

When you can use your bus pass as an ID Card. When you get your first free TV License and when you tie your shoe laces you wonder if there's anything else you ought to do whilst your still down there.

...and only remember half an hour later why you bent down in the first place.

Thanks TefKat. You got it

Yeah. I've had it for ages.
I blame the aluminium dakshis.

When people in busses stand up and offer you a seat.

I thought that just meant you looked pregnant?

When you don't know what the young'uns are talking about and teaching your grandaughter to drive.

But I never knew what the young'uns were talking about even when I was at school.

Showing just age is supposed to be enough, (especially if you show 'em Crocodile Dundee's toothpick)

You carry a knife?

actually it is only a small Swiss officers knife and not even always, but I try to look like I have one.

Looking for your specs, when you've got them on.
Feeing tired at 9.30 PM.
Goodnight..

Good Morning.
Remembering when you smoked fags at less than tanner a packet.

Having other researchers ask you what a tanner is.

When you know that a tanner is 25% of a couple a bob or 20% of half a dollar

Reading these past few posts and them making perfect sense !!!