h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

self confidence and self discipline - but I still need to learn both of those

I wish I had learned to take more risks, and I wish I had travelled more.

B

I wish that I had understood nettiquette more fully when I first started using the internet.

I wish that I had learnt to be more emotionally stable earlier than I did.

I wish that I had learnt how to cook sooner, I would definatly have eaten less eggs and fried bread.

That Americans have no concept of irony...

B

Things I wish I'd learnt sooner:

Snowboarding.
Paragliding.
Juggling fire.
Stopping a man's heart with a single blow to the chest.
GuideML.
How to talk to women.
Tolerance.

Things I wish I'd learnt by now.

Japanese.
Kitesurfing.
Juggling my work.
Starting a man's heart with single blow to the chest.
HTML.
How to listen to women.
Tolerability.

H.

What Master B was talking about!

that people can be angry with you for some reason and still like / love you.


that parents do what they can.


that anger can be good.





how to get enough money to be able to stop thinking about it.


what I am here for.


(still not many clues about these two )

Drinking. Got a feeling my life would have been a lot easier, if I had started drinking back when all my classmates did.

hehe

Xanatic - do you mean drinking specifiacally today (image of you in Amsterdam sober along with loads of drunk friends) or more generally in life?

CH

Well, it's not much fun being sober among drunk people. So I tended to stay away from parties, and lost out on a lot of social stuff. And not drinking alcohol didn't make people see me as any less weird. So life in general would probably have been better if I had started drinking.

Ah well, never to late to become an alcoholic.

I wished I learned at a young age to assert my will and to not make decisions based on fear and guilt.

What's this *again* about Americans and irony? *leers*

See?



B

*grin* Maybe that it's *you* guys don't pick up on our false-obliviousness!

You mean George Bush was just _acting_ stupid all this time?

What fools we've been!

B

Oh don't you dare take Dubbya as representative of most Americans..he's a GD Texan for crying out loud! However, while he may not be hiding a formidible intellect, he *is* hiding evil motives behind that 'must protect freedom' exterior *shudder*. He's cute enough, but Jesus...he's such a transparent imperialist.

Strike what I said earlier - what I wished I learned earlier was sniper skills

That women don`t know who or what they want until you tell them.
That pretty women will say yes, but- not all of them!

That some people use language as a scalpel and some use it as a bludgeon.



Off to sharpen my baseball bat for people who use the word 'Texan' as a swear word....

*All* women, bornonthe20th?

*all* people who use 'texan' as a swear word, tonsil?

*offers as a offering*