h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was it something I said?

Probably not. nighthoover

Last night, a small vole came to me in a dream. And it did bid me follow.. and we travelled together, me and my companion vole, through forests and woods and hills and valleys. And presently, when the rains stopped, the vole and I came to a door. And this door it did open, and the vole said "In you go, pal." and I did enter. And lo, we found ourselves in a great garden, filled with Qualcast Lawnmowers and Black and Decker Strimmers, and a voice said "Pod! Pod! What is the True Path?- In a sentence of 15 words or less, please" and I answered "The path that cuts through dust and fibres with the minimum of effort" and the voice said "Nope. You lose." and that was when I woke up with a kebab stuck to my face.

"I want to break free" is on the radio. You don't think....no..it can't be...well maybe......no..

Let us pray

This vigil must be kept alive or we never see the return of the mighty one.

prays

I thought this thread was invincible, like the mighty one.

Just keeping the flame alive

We need the nighthoover high priest that is 2legs to return or mighty one will have no-one to channel his instructions through.

No sign of nighthoover at my gig last night.

Cancel thread RIP.

no!

It can't be, tell me it isn't so.... not after wot Grandad got me for Xmas.....

Well it is looking that way. what with 2legs not being around.

(what did grandad get you again? threesecondmemory)

An implement to get the marmite toast crumbs out of my keyboard so that I can sit here in the evenings AND.............

*offers round the forum whilst waiting for the return of the Great Prophet 2legs*

A dustbuster type thingummie?

*accepts and also waits the great prophet*
*realises we could be here for some time*
*sups*

*The Nighthoover High Priest returns...:

I've been doing a lot of Nighthoover resurch: wasn't in the Waveney or the Dutchman (flying dutchman), Saturday night wasn't in the Lady, or the Waveny, or the Wherry, or George Burrow, or Barts, or the Old Frank, Or the Brewery on Friday night wasn't in the Eagle, triangle, Rilies, Nelson, Blue anchor on Thursday either Some day Nighthoover shall return, and the path will come clear
Amen..
Unlike my head, which doesn't seem 2clear can't figure out why the hair is not riding the Donkey from Catford, maybe the shoelace wasn't tightly drawn round the sacrifical glass Saturday need a bigger foot to tread the path of the True Profet

*rejoices for the prophet*

Nighthoover

How come every time I offer around a forum, the High Priest 2 legs materialises ?

*carries on cleaning her keyboard in worship*

It just makes sense.

No mighty one at the club tonight.