h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No sign yet I'll keep a very close eye, or 2 out at the London meet... nighthoover :-
Hows it going in Manchester with things?: I might give you a buzz on your mobile tomorrow... If i remember

Things couldn't be worse, but I'll speak to you on your space.

could have swon I head a hoover in the backound wilst on the pone to the natonal rail enquirey thing have another good to speak to you again...

* leaves candle burning in the window *

*In mourning*

*thinks about recording a tribute single*

Well on the bright side our Leader and missing Messiah has got his/her own section here - A683075

Yeah but there are also loads of impersonators too!

poor real nighthoover..he has become a cult

Speacial message for nighthoover cult members,

GET A LIFE!

relax

have a and
now you can sit with your
stare into nothingness

*throws and and at pheloxi*

heh that is animal abuse..
adopts the come here nasty person does not want you,
you welcome here

So, are we gonna compose a nighthoover tribute record or what? We could write the lyrics in here.

Where's 2legs when you need him?

hopefully on 2legs..if you did not trow him away too

A nice sleazy, bluesy tribute

'Woke up this morning, my babys been and gone.....'

'He's shake 'n vacc'd an left me.....'

We forgive you, and your blasfamy, Nighthoover will return, we await, for our repentance.
no sign yet though
*lights another candle

this is deep: I wrote to Mr Blair, and the Home Secretory: they denied any involvement in Nighthoover's disappearance: which can only give one possible, plasible solution: The Government had a role in the sdsappearance of Nighthoover And, when we getting our smiley?