h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Saddle the hourses.
Clean the path.
Ride into the night.
Search.
search.
search.
search.
search.
and then.
search again.
Find the one of the night named hoover, nighthoover. I'll read the entrails, might give us a clue? I'm sure I didn't put that door handle in that conformation a minute ago: very perculia,, and, why, would it be that, at the current time, the curtain does move so? Dost thou think it is a clue? Perhaps, just perhaps,
*removes figures mask*
Its Mr Bluefeult, the store owner! not nighthoover pertunia! bobbly pavement rules, no way! wWill check in pubs tonight.... anyone seen my string winder?

No sign of nighthoover or string winder at present.

well, hope springs eternal, or should that be:- "hope strings eternal"? I'll have a good peep round as many pubs as I can hit tonight in OB Whilst your off enjoyihng yourself, entertaining the masses
*sings
Some day, our Nighthover will come,
Don't know where, don't know when,
But some day......Etc"

I've got a bobbin thread winder would that be of any use?

There was no sign of our messiah along the A303. Neither West nor Eastbound. Sorry

Not at our local DIY chain store either, I thought I heard him up in Westhoughton on Saturday, but it was just someone cleaning their caravan

no, no, no, sign Friday night in OB, nor Sunday night at O'Rilies down town No sign last night in OB, all the Kabab shops seem to know nothing... on the international front, Richy, just returned, reports, no Nighthoover in Cameroon, Equitorial guinny, Gibraulter, Nigeria, or at Paris airport, Heathrow, Stansted, some town in Germany, or another in Switzerland Not too sure how hard he looked though, so Its Probably Best Not To Rule Them Out Quite Yet wasn't in the Spar shop either earlier today and despite initial hopes, no clue was revealed by eating the cheese from the fridge The swamp creatures are increasingly of the opinion that it may represent a governmental cover up, I'm not so sure They have been at the table legs quite a lot recently, and we all know the psyco-altering effects that painted glass can have on the mind

But we certainly don't condone such behaviour!

Huh?

Whoami?

This is what you get for barging in on random threads, you see
B

*toasts in honour of the great Nighthoover*

*wonders*
Can this be the same nighthoover we mourned lo these many moons ago? How marvelous that his mythology grows pan dimensional!
They sought him here, now they seek him there and simultaneously seek him everywhere.
Any timeline now he'll reappear.

But be careful not to judge too soon for he may appear to the rear - time-wise - and alter the future such that we may never have met him.

We would be sadder and none the wiser,
for he is a trickster, our nightriser.

~jwf~

I can't believe this conversation is still a bowl of toe-nail shavings.
i didn't say that I'll check OB again, just to make sure......

And I've had an idea
*randomRoundOfApplause*
It being Easter/passover afterall, what I'd regard as Spring proper, new things growing, people being resurected....:
So, the way I figured it is, maybe Nighthoover uncovered the fact that the Queen died in 1984 and is cryogenically frozen in a resurch laboratory, near the Watford Gap, and, Consequently, it follows that the powers that Bee would have hidden Nighthoover in an easter egg,
No, seriously, logically its unfathanoble or something So I'm goin gto crack open as many easter eggs as i can in the search Nighthoover Nighthoover Nighthoover nighthoover someday some glorious day

Nighthoover isn't in any of MY Easter eggs, I checked. Could the Easter Bunny be hiding him?
Bad Bunny!

There will be a heavenly sign from Nighthoover, as he lets the planets hoover in the night.
See F19585?thread=175459

No nighthoover at the gym last night, but I've got shoulder and chest ache for free today! there's value for you.

What in Dingo's Kidneys is being discussed here?
Is this a place to relive problems?
Talking about rubbish only annoys people wanting to discuss things really interresting, like MMR,STC,CGE,IMP,CCC,DEFRA,UN,UNICEF,JDR,OERK,GDOSWGFW,FHDFLDGELDHDIOD,HEP,FSPFDGHYRE,IFHSUROI etc.

Have a look at F19585?thread=143046#p1338267 and the next few postings.

Have you ever considered the epistatic effect of disease-suseptibility genes in insulin dependant diabetes? I didn't eat the sausage roll though, it fell in my mouth.
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I'd just like to state that we are not holding Nighthoover in a top secret military base that does not exist.




Oh, and I'd just like to add that I don't exist either....







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