h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No nighthoover at pub[s] last night reading the holy scripts, and Hooversis's newly almost-completed transcription, provides sanity, partially nighthoover *makes the sign of the Hoover noozle

I've searched the northern forests of Vancouver Island - sorry, no nighthoover there.

I've got my cousin searching the forests of Mid Wales, the grandkids are searching the Lake District & my brother searching Yorkshire.......

No nighthoover at the pub quiz.

Will check holy city zoo tomorrow though.

No sign, yet let us read, Hooversis:

1:1 At the start, determined as not being without doubt at a point intermediate to, immediately before, or at the opposite of, the end, the end being any point at a current time not immediately after, preceding or any region directly at the intersect of (a minimum of) 2 points not at the start or end, there was Dust.

1:2 and the Dust did hold much filth and was dark and dank, and the prophet did see that the dust was dark and dank, and without form, and the prophet did move over the Dust and the lands about.

1:3 and the prophet said, who hath left the power lead in such a state of entanglement?, Let there be disentanglement: and there was disentanglement.

1:4 And the prophet saw the disentangled power lead, that it was good: and divided the power lead from the plug.

1:5 And the prophet called the power lead Cable and the plug Plug. And the day after going to the Pub the prophet did awaken with the first hangover.

let us pray Translation still in process though...

s anyway.

the translation is going well, found part of Hooverbs to translate also *prays

bgs still holds the faith

*waits for the sacred text*

and whilst we wait, let us follow the prophets lead, and praise the mighty in the tavern of plenty...

To The Pub!

Your round TSM? mine's a

*gets 'em in*


No nighthoover at the new comedy venue last night. There was a t**t who threw a sandwich at Mich Ferry though! !

I also was at Pub last night: no Nighthoover in The Brewery or the George Burrow: no Nighthoover today down Town, in the Triangle, this afternoon... wasn't in TSB, BHS, army and navy, or Tessco, or on the Bus, though the bus did knock off someones wing mirror on a parked car the driver took great enjoyment in this no Nighthoover in the post office either or the hairdressers... (don't panic: I didn't get a hair cut) :- 2dream of the second coming...

no nighthoover in the comedy club last night. there was a fine scouse comic by the name of Brendan Riley though. Top stuff.

Nighthoover no sign can Nighthoover not show to us, now, the true path to enlightenment? Oh, Nighthoover a procession through all the streets in honor of your Name nighthoover Nighthoover

*dusts off old queen vinyl of I want to break free in the hope that it will entice the mighty one back into the fold*

* next door to borrow something by Dusty Springfield - pays homage*

no Nighthoover last night, in the brewery, george burrow or Waveny really must begin traveling further to try other new, uncharted pubs Nighthoover break free show thyself Nighthoover beneath the florretted palm, where the dust grows thick, and the hoover rides through grass laying so thick, in ponds of mill, and in glades a still, the scilent sweet sound that be the hoover travels to us all

I searched the practice rooms last night but no sign

There was a drummer though who played like a big girl. His name was me!