h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It also did not say "Send to alternate reality" either.........

I was told there was originally supposed to be a hide button for pages on the new design but it somehow got left off.

An important feature!
The old `delete` (but not really delete) button was great
because you created a file of `cancelled` entries where you
could save files and works in progress from the general public
and `uncancel` them whenever you wanted. They say the new delete
button leads to permanent oblivion.

-jwf-

nighthoover will return! Lettuce spry

i here it iz the time of the big dust i is arrived

Then it must be true

The big black cloud of all consuming dust will soon descend

but, lo! nighthoover is in our midsts, to sucketh the big black loomy cloud away! priase be praise be indeed, we are saved! lettuce spry!

ARSE!

Mmmmm arse!? wehre ? err... oh...

There. Right there. Perched on the end of your nose. See it waving?

Quit!

Which end of his nose? And don't you mean raving?

I'm not quitting. If you don't like it, you can blame 2legs!

yea! bunnyfrog! b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g lettuce n o t q u i t

Y'know bf, I think he likes you.

I like everyone me spread the love, with I can't believe its not better n i g h t h o o v e r b u n n y f r o g b u tt t e r

And did that dust in ancient time.
Fall upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Hoover God
On Englands pleasant carpets seen!

And was the suckiness Divine,
Then would it suck forth on our hills?
And was the Hooverland builded here,
Among these dark and musty hills?

Bring me my tin of Shake and Vac
Bring me my Dyson of desire:
Bring me my nozzle: Clouds unfold!
Bring me my Henry of fire!

I will not cease from Hoovering,
Nor should attachements not be used:
Till we have built The Hooverland ,
In Englands bright & dust free Land

I will not cea-hease from Hooooveriiiiiiiiiiing
Not shou-hould attachments not be-heee used
Till we have bui-hilt the Hooooverlaaaaaaaaaand
In England's bright, ohhh bright and du-hust-freeeee Laaaand!


Hallehoover!

Ah... that lightening bug or whatever it is dropped a on that fellow's head so hard it made him cry.

Yes, exactly.
The effect of stray musical notes dropped by passing winged smileys is really not acknowledged enough in out society, I fear.

that was beautiful lettuce blubber uncontrolably and blame it on the dust

Hallelhoover, brothers, Hallelhoover!