h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

indeed :- Hallelhoover, brothers, Hallelhoover!
lettuce Hallelhoover, to all so they may enter the brotherhood and sisterhood of the hooverites

I was thinking a way to make some money would be the BBC to make a programme about tracking down Nighthoover...it could be tremendous

Quite a simple prospect getting money out of the BBC, sell them their own packed lunches back to them.

Quit! Now! Go on! Quit! Vamoose!

Oh, not for at least another 8 months... We gotta see if nighthoover shows up for the tenth anniversary of his departure.

Is it nearly ten years already? one day... one glorious day BoBoBoBoB (etc ad infinitum)

Ooo!
yes... to the idea of the BBC program on 'the hunt for nighthoover', presented by me, a little bit like the Gorman programs on BBC r4, and a bit like the comedy investigation things on the same station recently err I forget which comedian presented them... but... Presented by me... in a kind of fo Panorama investigates type style, I can see it now... I'm off to the BBC in London straight away to sell them the idea

but first...

Lettuce spry

the hoover oh the hoover, the hoover of the night,
We know that one day you shall return,, and save us from this dredful plight oh hoover oh hoover, oh hoover of the night,
return once more to hootoo and lettuce all hoover throughout the night BoBoBoBobobobobob BoBoBoB KiTKiTKiTKitKitKitKit *holds aloft the holy moustache of the hastlehoff lettuce spry mhrily so
For as in our waiting we are as is to the waiting as the waiting itself is unto taht which we wait for, fhrily so and we wait in the shadow of the nighthly moon and by its light in our revery fhrily so lettuce spry, to the mhrilyment and myrth and forvrgive us when we stray BoBoBoBoBoBoB
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Yay to the tv prog! Interviews with hootooers cunningly disguised to remain anonymouse

Lettuce pry while hoovering away the dust of dawn

Lordy lawks. Media coverage of the buffoonites :P Well, it would certainly raise hootoos profile, so cant really complain (too loudly).
Might have to spanner it slightly, as any decent documentary of our times includes a counter-viewpoint. Which would be me. Shouting Quit a lot. Will not really help my anti-cause, but would be rather a lot of fun


QUIT! CANCEL! CEASE!

Yea! Fhrily so n i g h t ho v e r n i h g h t o v r e v r o e r o e r o o v e r h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r KiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTBoBoBoBoBoBoboBoBoBoBoBoBoB BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB n]i#g[h]t]h]o]o]o]v]e]r]n]i
]g]h]t]h]t]h]t]h]o]o]v]e]r] lettuce distort and hoover

Personally, I think it should be animated.

(Not that His Holeyness Great Priest of the Nighthoover 2legs isn't animated enough as it is, of course; I mean animated, like, you know, animation, like, with drawings, you know.
That way we could all be in it!)

*pictures a pair of legs with a tall hat shaped like a jet-black appliance wandering about making mutterings about vegetables*
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*collapses onto floor trying to stop laughing so hard*

Oh it hurts....

How would you be depicted I wonder Lady?

Hmmm...

*ponders*

As a giant talking pennywhistle, I presume.

Someone named "bunnyfrog" s at his mental image of another researcher?

My i immage is about the only bit of me which isn't mental BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB going to crawl up the wall to find the fish man and his fish man waiters with their pointy noises BoBoBobboboBoBoBoBoBoB fish man fish man he knows all about ham he's the fish man BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB and he only knows about the hoover of the nigh t and how to make tea with ear wax and bees BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB he's the fish man crazy as a donut he's the fish man leapy as a criket he's the fish man and he only knows about nighthoover and how to make tea with nettle leaves BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB so crawl crawl crawl crawl up the wall to find the fish man and eat his tasty knees BoBoBoBoboBoBoBoBoBoB lettuce spry and pontificate

He hath returned! The Prophet Nighthoover's online-eyes are currently on, marking that the time of hoovering is upon us!
(Or that there's some very weird error on h2g2)
Oh, all praise the nighthoover, for he hath returned to us, after many a year!

Hallelhoover!

Preys bee! For He that Sucketh by Night is among us at last!

Gather round, and gather round good, all ye who sit and wait in the thread of the prophet, in our eternal and pepetual and irrational, and sometimes octaganal vigelence.
For as it was one day written, so it has one day come to pass (oh yea, oh yea, etc., thrily oh yea oh yea, etc., fhrily oh yea, etc.)


"So I got stuck here then?"

Perpetual non-cancelation and the summonded returned in our darkest hour (pariase be, oh yea oh yea, etc., ghrily oh yea oh yea, etc., BoBoBoBoBoB KiTkiTKiTKiT etc.,)

lettuce spry in the knowledge that the one true son of the one trure BoB (KitKiTKiTKiTKiT oh yea, thriley KiTKitKitKitKitKiT, ghrily oh yea BoBoBoBoBoBoBoB etc.,)
did returneth to us the nighthooverites once more
Lettuce suck an dhoover
lettuce spry BoBoBoboBoB KiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKitKitKit BoBoBoboBoboBoBoBoBoBoB nontablenontabletotomotonontablenontablenontableBoBoBKit

*holds aloft the mighty moustache of the hasslehoff

All hail and wail with kale! Lettuce spry!

lettuce wave our curley parsley in teh air too, and maybe some dill or rosemary or even contemplatively carry some corianda lettuce herbage to the hoovery one mmmm am I the only one who really quite fancies a nice salad about now? lettuce spry

Our salad days may be long gone so let us feast in his honour.

parsley, sage, rosemary.... we have herbs a plenty

But do we have sufficient Thyme to do justice to His praiseworthyness? n i g h t h o o v e r