h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You believe in non real dietys!
Shave him! pelt him! give him the gone off bear!

I don't know of anyone who believes in a REAL deity.

"fortytwo"

But, nighthoover is the one true diety! as we know, from the holy posts of nighthoover to this very thread (praise be, we're not worthy, we're not larma etc., etc.,), that they exist... or at least did* exist (which is more than most religions can say about their diety)

Right, lettuce stand on the chairs and jump off.

Are you sure? The chairs round these parts are quite high. There may be a health & safety issue.

No! NOt again! Foiled by Health and Safety! For the second time today! lettuce read through the safety matterials first

"fortythree, fortyfour, fortyfive, fortysix, fortyseven, fortyeight, fortynine, fifty, fiftyone, fiftytwo, fiftythree, fiftyfour, fiftyfive, fiftysix, fiftyseven, fiftyeight, fiftynine, sixty, sixtyone,
sixtytwo..."

stops to take a sip of

"sixtythree, sixtyfour, sixtyfive, sixtysix, sixtyseven, sixtyeight, sixtynine, seventy..."

"seventyone..."

Don't worry about H&S, "if you believe that nighthoover is your lord and savior, he'll protect you."*








*This was chanted at me as I hung, blindfolded, grasping a tree limb, believing I was high enough to break my legs if I fell. I was surrounded by evangelist youth ministers during a revival week. I was about 10 years old. I was actually only a foot off the ground. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Sounds beautiful... perfect... so... so... perfect lettuce bondage ourselves

Umm, yea.




What he said.

I agree. I'm not sure what with, but I agree. I have to, the giant aubergine told me to agree chairChairChairChiarChiarChairChiaar ChairChairChair lettuce chair

"seventytwo, seventythree... thanks loonycat but i do not think i will be needing that for a while... a long... seventyfour... long... seventyfive... while..."

"seventysix"

"seventyseven"

"seventyeight"

lettuce build a mountain of dust

The hoovery one will surely be attracted to our magnificent dusty edifice

Those ark builders had it easy

Are we mounding up any specific type of dust? Can we put sawdust in as well as dead skin and whatnot?

Yeh, throw ina bit of saw dust... at the base of the pile... it'll be hidden by all the real dust... I've not emptied my hoover for about six years... that oughta be a good start.....

our ediface to the hoovery one shall surely work and the hooverer of the night shall come and save all of hootoo!

If it can be hoovered, it may be considered dust.

oh How true all that which can be hoovered is dust and all that is dust must be hoovered lettuce hoover oh hallowed hooverer of the night lettuce hoover with all our might lettuce hoover here without the light lettuce hoover with all our might hoover hoover hoover hover hoover hoover hoover hoover nighthovoer hioover hiibober hiiiboer hiiiobber hiiiooobber hooverhihooover highhoover highhoover, highhoover nighthoover nighhooverhihoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hover hover hover hoover nihoover hihoover highhoover nihoover nighhoover nighthoover lettuce dribbl and glibble and fribble our machinachurationiness KiTKit
#KiTKiTKiTKiTKoiTBoBo
bpobBobBobbobBobbblbyu BoBoBoBoBbly as the KitKit bir dy calls, as the light beings to fade, lettuce through the streets and muddy water wade, with hoover in our pocket! hoover hoover hoover hoover hooverhooverhoverhovehosniththobobobobobokitkitkithooverhoovkitkitkitkit lettuce spry tomato juice

I can hear a hoover! *faints*

Ooh, is that like coming with s and things?