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Post 6361

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Just don't put that candle near the anthills again, it was a real pain clearing that up after that last tute suit explosion man came by to clean the chinchilla cage... I think smiley - zen


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Post 6362

amdsweb

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Nighthoover H'2g2 wgah'nagl fhtagn.

He comes...


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Post 6363

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Iä! 2legs! The Bondage Pony of the Woods with a Thousand Cowbells!
Iä! Iä! Nighthoover fhtagn!


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Post 6364

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Lo, in the darkest recesses and dankest corners of the least well illuminated aspects of a well-hidden, deralict flat, on the 4th floor of an equally disregarded and forgotten block of flats, the darkness grew and expanded.
Shadowing furnature, providing ample anchor points for a myriad of filimentus spider webs, themselves ensnareing only dust, the eight-legged origional inhabitants, like the two-legged inhabitants of the decrepid buildings, long ago left for more ameniable surroundings. Decay of wood, of paint, and of brick, barely a sound, nor a movement except for the briefest tentative gust of wind, exploring through, then retreting back, through broken window and shattered door.
Still, settled, but yet, a tangible buzz in the air, a slight tantalising fizz of energy, of electricity, ever-present, yet so faint as to remain untouchable, unreachable, forever unseen.... smiley - zensmiley - ghostsmiley - zen


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Post 6365

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]


Mmm, fizz.

*BZZZKT!*
Ow!

Mmm, burnt toast.


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Post 6366

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

Homer --> (_8(|) D'oh!


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Post 6367

clzoomer- a bit woobly

NO 8 DO!

http://public.fotki.com/clzoomer/warning!/zoomer_021.html


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Post 6368

8584330

Is vacuuming after dusk the proper way to show our devotion to Nighthoover's return, or will any housework do?


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Post 6369

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Hoovering is prefered; after dusk, and preferably whilst drunk... or at least under the influence of smiley - ale Dusting or even mopping can be used by some nighthooverites but the main act does seem to remain that of hoovering whilst drunk... smiley - zen lettuce spray smiley - zensmiley - tomatosmiley - corncobsmiley - zen


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Post 6371

Effers;England.

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Post 6372

hellboundforjoy

Someday nighthover will return though and we'll all be saved, don't ya know!


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Post 6373

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

one day, one glorious day, as the liver biscuits crawl over the crochet lawn of peas, and the slivering sliding rotary motor embarks on another cross-legged embarkment of the gamway, as the lampost slinks underneath the postbox, and dislodges the fallen rye bread, as the sun sinks high over the falling frogs and toades, and the badgers howl in the window of the shop, whilst the forgotten pipes grurble and spring, as the cable unwinds and the dwarves begin to sing, where the wooshing sound of passing brick walls, all join together, and hark give the call smiley - zensmiley - zen Lettuce spray... smiley - zen


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Post 6374

~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum

For those who would mop in the daylight, lattice prey.
smiley - grovel
For those who would mow the crocheted lawn of peas
also we prey.
smiley - grovel
For he will come in night-time and long before the dawn.
smiley - dragon

smiley - cheerssmiley - grovel
~jwf~


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Post 6375

loonycat - run out of fizz

I will polish the tiled fireplace and de-cobweb the darkest corners while we wait smiley - grovelsmiley - spidersmiley - cider


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Post 6376

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

and I shall eat the broom handle, so we can save on shoe leather... smiley - zen lettuce chew smiley - zen chew chew chew chew chew chew gulp smiley - zen


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Post 6378

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I can't be mad. Even my dwarves tell me I'm saine, and the houseplants allways concur with my dwarves... smiley - zen actually the dwarves made a huge mess last night... they were trying to form a human.... well dwarf-pyramid, and kept falling over... I suspect they were drunk... smiley - doh


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Post 6379

fluffykerfuffle

smiley - space
so!
















I take it that through transition nighthoover's a no show? smiley - sadface


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Post 6380

hellboundforjoy

I'm still waiting in the pumpkin patch.


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