h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I heard the sound of someone hoovering the other night, as Idid walk the dark lonley street, admist the thronging crowds of people who were not there, next time I'll take an umbrella...

Do you need some mustache wax for that thing?

I may well do... Especially If Ican't remove this sprocket cog from inside the outer lug... Quite how they managed to jam it in here, I'll never know...

My hoover smells.. lettuce spray the hoover

If we don't learn the lessons of the past we are bound to repeat the mistakes.

Anyone up for a bit of nocturnal dysoning?


Geggs

Lettuce hoover, thriley so dyson?! Dyson!? someone say Dyson?!?!?!
*faints*

Beware the false Orly.
For it is written that the bagless
shall suck the bestest!
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~jwf~

With one hoover to rule them all!

Our precioussss hoover!
Curse them Dysonses, we hates them, yes we do.

Yea, thriley and mhrily sok sister and brothers, thrily and mhrily sosc, with hoover and dust be gone mhrily so lettuce spray

As I thought... lo and it is true; nightoover has not returned, as the prophecy dictates she must, and low, the world has not ended... teh world cnanot end until the hoovery ones return lettuce spray

i want 2 cancel this thread what 2 do

Walk backwards all the way to the beginning, then close your eyes and turn around.

And click my heels three times?

Well, the problem is you'd have to go back in time... Some methods I might suggest: Microwaving instant coffee, or photocopying a mirror. If that doesn't work, I might suggest a visit to the LHC.

Alfster: You can click your heels if you want to, but you're better off staying as still as you can, to avoid disturbing the spacetime abnormality field. It's very delicate. Like a dust bunny.

"Like a dust bunny."

Yes. Yes, I would.

Oo-oo-oo me too!
Bunnies all round.






~jwf~

yea the dust bunnies did go forth and fifth